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Thought for the Day
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:56 am
by hgblade
There is more money being spent on breast implants and Vi*gra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be
a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:55 am
by UBT - Rick Horn
:lol: :lol:
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:20 am
by hgblade
If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:55 am
by hgblade
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?
Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:28 am
by hgblade
As it's Sunday:
A Priest's Sunday Sermon
Francis was watching his father, a priest, write a sermon for the Sunday service.
'How do you know what to say?' Francis asked.
'Why, God tells me', the father replied.
'Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?'
Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:49 am
by hgblade
Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.
(Me?? I don't know anyone like that at all! :oops: :oops: )
Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:10 am
by hgblade
Did you know ....
Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.