Thought for the Day

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 8:56 am

There is more money being spent on breast implants and Vi*gra today
than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be
a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and
absolutely no recollection of what to do with them.

UBT - Rick Horn · Post by **UBT - Rick Horn** » Thu Feb 09, 2012 9:55 am

:lol: :lol:

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:20 am

If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Sat Feb 11, 2012 11:55 am

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:28 am

As it's Sunday:

A Priest's Sunday Sermon

Francis was watching his father, a priest, write a sermon for the Sunday service.

'How do you know what to say?' Francis asked.
'Why, God tells me', the father replied.

'Oh, then why do you keep crossing things out?'

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Mon Feb 13, 2012 8:49 am

Only in Britain...do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and put our junk in the garage.

(Me?? I don't know anyone like that at all! :oops: :oops: )

hgblade · Post by **hgblade** » Tue Feb 14, 2012 9:10 am

Did you know ....

Duelling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.