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Census form :>)
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:49 pm
by UBT - bobuk
They sent my Census form back...! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal, Greece and half of fxxxxxg Eastern Europe!'
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:13 pm
by UBT - Rick Horn
A good answer Bob!! :lol:
Re: Census form :>)
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:43 pm
by Zydor
..... Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer........
Who'dve thought ROFL :toothy10:
EDIT: I showed your answer to my wife - she fell over laughing, still in stitches as I type
Regards
Zy
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:44 pm
by hgblade
Great reply, Bob!! :laughing3:
Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2011 5:51 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
Wish I'd thought of that

:D :D
Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2011 11:27 am
by melter65
Told off for telling the truth!

:lol: :lol: