They sent my Census form back...! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal, Greece and half of fxxxxxg Eastern Europe!'
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.
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