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Crapper Kaputt

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 8:45 am
by UBT - bobuk
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080528/ ... f2b7e.html


Just saw this and thought it might make a you all think of a title for it.

"plumbing costs go sky high"

Thinking caps on boys / girls







b. :D

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:03 am
by UBT - Timbo
Hi,

The scary bit is:
The space toilets vent waste matter into space and work using carefully designed vacuums so nothing unpleasant escapes into the gravity-free station.
So, in the future, some space tourist might be viewing the Earth from 22,000 miles up (or whatever it is) and then their space craft goes through a "pooh storm", which then covers the viewing windows with the brown sticky stuff......!

If that happened, I'd want a refund...or at least for Branson to do a space walk, armed with a mop and bucket to clean the windows....!

regards

Tim

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:24 am
by NaRyan
Either that in a few trillion years (give or take a few billion), it's gonna be discovered by ET, and they will think we are a race of super poop!

Oh wait never mind I forgot about Gordon Brown (he he).....

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:32 am
by UBT - Rick Horn
Think it would be frozen pooh at that height, so it would either bounce off, or more likely, smash the spacecraft entirely.
Not a pleasant thought.

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 9:41 am
by UBT - PennyQ
Someone needs to build a giant space Aquavac, to go round hoovering everything up.  :D
Oh, wait a moment, how would that work in a vacuum?  :oops:

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:26 am
by NaRyan
UBT - Rick Horn wrote:Think it would be frozen pooh at that height, so it would either bounce off, or more likely, smash the spacecraft entirely.
Not a pleasant thought.
And we all know if it's an American that gets splatted by frozen poop, they would still find a way to blame it on Terrorists :)

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:32 am
by UBT - mickyb69
Guess we now know where the term " Being caught in a sh*t storm " comes from . :lol:

:shock: And what if in some strange way the poo gets caught in a solar storm making it evolve into a super race then somehow gets pulled into a black hole/worm hole  :D

Wow i feel a film coming on  :oops:
Planet of the plops

Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:48 am
by NaRyan
You have just given Uwe Boll an idea for his next film Micky.  :shock: