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UBT - bobuk
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Post by UBT - bobuk »

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/rtrs/20080528/ ... f2b7e.html


Just saw this and thought it might make a you all think of a title for it.

"plumbing costs go sky high"

Thinking caps on boys / girls







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Post by UBT - Timbo »

Hi,

The scary bit is:
The space toilets vent waste matter into space and work using carefully designed vacuums so nothing unpleasant escapes into the gravity-free station.
So, in the future, some space tourist might be viewing the Earth from 22,000 miles up (or whatever it is) and then their space craft goes through a "pooh storm", which then covers the viewing windows with the brown sticky stuff......!

If that happened, I'd want a refund...or at least for Branson to do a space walk, armed with a mop and bucket to clean the windows....!

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Post by NaRyan »

Either that in a few trillion years (give or take a few billion), it's gonna be discovered by ET, and they will think we are a race of super poop!

Oh wait never mind I forgot about Gordon Brown (he he).....
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Post by UBT - Rick Horn »

Think it would be frozen pooh at that height, so it would either bounce off, or more likely, smash the spacecraft entirely.
Not a pleasant thought.
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Post by UBT - PennyQ »

Someone needs to build a giant space Aquavac, to go round hoovering everything up.  :D
Oh, wait a moment, how would that work in a vacuum?  :oops:
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Post by NaRyan »

UBT - Rick Horn wrote:Think it would be frozen pooh at that height, so it would either bounce off, or more likely, smash the spacecraft entirely.
Not a pleasant thought.
And we all know if it's an American that gets splatted by frozen poop, they would still find a way to blame it on Terrorists :)
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Post by UBT - mickyb69 »

Guess we now know where the term " Being caught in a sh*t storm " comes from . :lol:

:shock: And what if in some strange way the poo gets caught in a solar storm making it evolve into a super race then somehow gets pulled into a black hole/worm hole  :D

Wow i feel a film coming on  :oops:
Planet of the plops
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Post by NaRyan »

You have just given Uwe Boll an idea for his next film Micky.  :shock:
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