One for the older generation. Ring any bells?

A section to chat about whatever takes your fancy about the team in general. For queries about the UBT Forum, please post a message here. Likewise, any suggestions for making the forum better...
Post Reply
User avatar
hgblade
Posts: 28463
Joined: Fri Jan 04, 2008 12:00 am

One for the older generation. Ring any bells?

Post by hgblade »

AN OLD MAN WAS GROCERY SHOPPING WITH HIS GRANDSON. THE TODDLER WAS CRYING AND AT TIMES SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS. AS THE OLD GENTLEMAN WALKED UP AND DOWN THE AISLES, PEOPLE COULD HEAR HIM SPEAKING IN A SOFT VOICE... "WE ARE ALMOST DONE, ALBERT... TRY NOT TO CRY, ALBERT... LIFE WILL GET BETTER, ALBERT..."AS HE APPROACHED THE CHECKOUT STAND, HE CAREFULLY BRUSHED THE TODDLER'S TEARS FROM HIS EYES AND SAID AGAIN "TRY NOT TO CRY, ALBERT... WE WILL BE HOME SOON, ALBERT... "AS HE WAS PAYING THE CASHIER, THE TODDLER CONTINUED TO CRY AS A YOUNG WOMAN IN LINE BEHIND HIM SAID, "SIR, I THINK IT IS WONDERFUL HOW SWEET YOU ARE BEING TO YOUR LITTLE ALBERT. "THE OLD GENTLEMAN BLINKED HIS EYES A COUPLE OF TIMES BEFORE SAYING,
"MY GRANDSON'S NAME IS JOHN.......... I'M ALBERT..........."
Andrew
Posts: 9
Joined: Wed Nov 14, 2007 12:00 am

Post by Andrew »

8) SUPER 8)
Post Reply