Nearing 80 million mark tonight ?? (+ H. Potter spoiler)
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Nearing 80 million mark tonight ?? (+ H. Potter spoiler)
Hi all,
Just as Potter, Hermione, Ron, Haggred, Voldemort and Uncle Tom Cobbley all die at the hands of the tooth fairy (in the final book "Harry Potter and His mum the Trillionaire"), UBT will be passing the 80 million total credits mark sometime in the next 24 hours.
(That's 5 Million credits in the last 20 days and 10 Million credits since Jun 5th - barely 45 days ago !).
So, put that book down - as I won't totally spoil the rest of the book for you - but there is blood and gore and pasta and Weetabix involved....and that's just Chapter 1 - and GET CRUNCHING SOME MORE !
regards,
Tim
PS And at the end of Chapter 6, there's a nasty incident involving a bent safety pin, some horse manure and a Dalek.
Just as Potter, Hermione, Ron, Haggred, Voldemort and Uncle Tom Cobbley all die at the hands of the tooth fairy (in the final book "Harry Potter and His mum the Trillionaire"), UBT will be passing the 80 million total credits mark sometime in the next 24 hours.
(That's 5 Million credits in the last 20 days and 10 Million credits since Jun 5th - barely 45 days ago !).
So, put that book down - as I won't totally spoil the rest of the book for you - but there is blood and gore and pasta and Weetabix involved....and that's just Chapter 1 - and GET CRUNCHING SOME MORE !
regards,
Tim
PS And at the end of Chapter 6, there's a nasty incident involving a bent safety pin, some horse manure and a Dalek.
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Well, I'm up to Chapter 27 now....and I'm shocked to find out that Catherine Tate makes a guest appearance....UBT - Terry wrote:Need to hear more you tease
T
But worst was finding out about Harry's real parents and their many offspring.....no wonder he wanted to leave the pond....and how he was kissed by a young fashion model high on Class A drugs, which turned him into a school boy.....!
If he kisses Hermione, will he turn back into a frog? Or will she turn into a tadpole? And will Rockinfroggi come clean and tell us how he got into the book?
All this and more will be revealed in the next episode of "Hairy Putter and the Dastardly Hello"...
regards
Tim
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Do I really need to explain the advantages of having an 8" tongue :shock:UBT - Timbo wrote:Well, I'm up to Chapter 27 now....and I'm shocked to find out that Catherine Tate makes a guest appearance....
But worst was finding out about Harry's real parents and their many offspring.....no wonder he wanted to leave the pond....and how he was kissed by a young fashion model high on Class A drugs, which turned him into a school boy.....!
If he kisses Hermione, will he turn back into a frog? Or will she turn into a tadpole? And will Rockinfroggi come clean and tell us how he got into the book?
All this and more will be revealed in the next episode of "Hairy Putter and the Dastardly Hello"...
regards
Tim
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Nope - but I just can't get the image of Hermione and a well endowed frog "getting it together" outta my head...Rockinfroggi wrote:Do I really need to explain the advantages of having an 8" tongue :shock:
Hoppy Potty Froggi
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regards
Tim
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