Four Word Story

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imposing statues of several

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leading members holding there








b.

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wands firmly between the

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folded pages of the






b.

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latest edition of Woman's

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weekly. As for the





b.

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occupants of the adjacent

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public house being unaware







b.

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of the excitement caused

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by the brass band







b.

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and choral singers, a

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parrot in a nearby







b.

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beauty salon was seen

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to be having sexual








b.

[Joshrandom]

health advice from a

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reformed alcoholic with a








b.

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pint of milk and

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cheese and ham sandwich





b.

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smothered in anchovy paste

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and cut into party








b.

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bites. The main guest

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arrived, wearing a large

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red, yellow and blue

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turban and slippers to





b.

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match, accompanied by several

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motor cycle helmets of

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the local Hells Angels

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who meet here every






b.

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time coconut buns are

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in season. winter moon




b.

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casts eerie light over

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her ample bosom where







b.

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only the brave and

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fools go. as for






b.

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the two border collies

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looking for sheep was







b.

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considered beneath them, preferring

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breakfast at the local




b.

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butchers, especially when nobody

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was looking the sausages





b.

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vanished, and the large

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butcher boy gave chase.





b.

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Into the bakery ran

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the miller and his

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sultry wife, ready to

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read the riot act






b.

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over all the unseasoned

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partridge and rabbit lying




b.

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across the hard shoulder

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of the nearby motorway






b.

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where old ladies in

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morris minors doing hand






b.

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jives were experiencing the

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time of there life.





b.

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Over in the next

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polling booth mister smith






b.

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struggled to decide which

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pole to use for







b.

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a punt down the

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muddy field and into







b.

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the Farmers Market, where

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there was a gang





b.

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of unruly spud bashers

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making whisky  and vodka




b.

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flavoured boiled sweets sold

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to junior players of








b.

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Mrs Blyton's famous dancing

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troupe of girl guids






b.

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and their performing stunt

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man, cannonball smith went





b.

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rather higher than planned

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landing on a soft

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pile of snow several

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100 yards passed his







b.

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target - serves him right

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did not use safety





b.

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harness but chose to

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be a clever clogs







b.

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and selected the finest

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bungee cord he could





b.

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obtain from Poundland, a

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must place for budding








b.

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skydivers. After dinner the

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drinking was the order









b.

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, with anything from diet

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are us dot com








b.

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stirred lightly with golden

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syrup and lots of





b.

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garlic cloves roasted with

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cheese taste delicious, but

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somehow unfulfilling. Much better



(Well this is a blast from the past!)

[Joshrandom]

to just let sleeping

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elephants cry in their

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underwear, which was far

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more appealing than trying

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to snort cocaine through

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a pencil as recommended

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by the Department of

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Health and Literacy. Meanwhile,

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polar bears are worried