Four Word Story

[Grinning Grunny]

with the gizzards of

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a she-devil smoking in

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aspic hanging preserved from

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the branches of Canadian

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mutant mongoose, resplendent in

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pink and yellow pyjamas

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with purple bedsocks and

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sequinned gloves made from

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freshly skinned and tanned

[nathkrul]

Worm pelts with serrated

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edges and stitched with

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the most exquisite fine

[hgblade]

whiskers from Sumatran White

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tailed sea fox with

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a trace of bovine

[nathkrul]

TB. Luckily it can

[Joshrandom]

be fixed with lashings

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and whips and chains

[Joshrandom]

and Duct tape, obviously

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to mask the screams

[Purplepixii]

of rising, powerful passion

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simultaneously reaching a crescendo

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whilst dancing a wild

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and abandoned tango with

[Grinning Grunny]

none other than Spiced

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Tea cake with almond

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nutty lemon meringue covered

[Grinning Grunny]

in a thick masque

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"sod that" she thought

[hgblade]

it's time for something

[nathkrul]

she gestures for Purplepixii

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

who killed spice girls

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for the good of

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

the human race, Ho-ray!

[Grinning Grunny]

said Sir Cracked, rubbing

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parts noone wants to

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know anything about for

[hgblade]

we'd all be shaking

[Grinning Grunny]

while hiding beneath the

[Purplepixii]

skirts of Mr Bob-UK

[Woodles]

dressed in his Sunday

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best frock and heels

[hgblade]

- but look out for

[Purplepixii]

nathkrul wearing his transparent


(you named me so revenge!  :twisted: )

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g-string, flat cap and

[Joshrandom]

wellingtons, whilst singing the

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title theme to "Cats"

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and juggling throwing knives

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and mice brains while

[Grinning Grunny]

while quaffing champagne from

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a large wooden barrel

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covered in moth wings

[nathkrul]

The only problem was

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the air was slowly

[fellie]

inflating it to the

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point of no return







b.

[hgblade]

- these one-way tickets were

[fellie]

inside Bobs helium balloon

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and up up and

[nathkrul]

away it went, dammit

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is swearing but who

[fellie]

but found by Purplepixii

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was a hidden doorway

[Grinning Grunny]

to the dressing rooms

[fellie]

in which, were kept

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her best kept pair

[fellie]

of shiny red leather

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ear warmers attached to

[Woodles]

her ears by a

[Grinning Grunny]

friendly little Elf, who

[UBT - bobuk]

thought his luck was






b.

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right out, having just

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twice past her ample







b.

[hgblade]

singing voice, with which

[Grinning Grunny]

he serenaded the Princess

[hgblade]

Leah who was avoiding

[Joshrandom]

the tedious subject of

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how hot her ears

[Joshrandom]

nose and throat were

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radioactivity treatment was not






b.

[hgblade]

doing anything for hairy

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legs and another bikini-wax

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was a necessity if

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a repeat of the

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last years christmas party








b.

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game - 'Bite the furry

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dam building river creature"

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- was not to end

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so we started over

[Purplepixii]

and poured a drink

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and had a fag

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Purplepixii quoted that drinking









b.

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must stop or the

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fountain of youth will








b.

[NaRyan]

be busted by Mythbusters,

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and returned to argos

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to pass quality control








b.

[hgblade]

or be put back

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on the shelf for

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bonfire night if all




b.