Four Word Story

[Grinning Grunny]

vinyl, which they could

[UBT-mark3346]

warp into any shape

[hgblade]

- especially suitable for exotic

[UBT-mark3346]

breeds of moth and

[hgblade]

dancing girls from Honolulu

[Grinning Grunny]

who wore a straw

[UBT - The Prof....]

skirt, flower boa and

[hgblade]

the most outrageous silk

[melter65]

fedora hats, specially designed

[Joshrandom]

to deflect any falling

[UBT - The Prof....]

coco nuts, banana's, volcanic

[UBT-mark3346]

dust and the most

[UBT - The Prof....]

vicious and deadly form

[melter65]

of Pina Colada known

[UBT - The Prof....]

through out the Pacific

[melter65]

Rim, although they didn't

[UBT - The Prof....]

usually go in for

[hgblade]

jalapeno and pineapple blends

[UBT - The Prof....]

AS the hot taste

[melter65]

would scorch their taste

[Joshrandom]

buds, and they hated

[hgblade]

having to curtail the

[UBT-mark3346]

Dance of the Seven

[hgblade]

Deadly Sins, especially the

[Grinning Grunny]

bit where they strangle

[hgblade]

the latest spice hit  (sorry ... that's a contradiction in terms  :shock: )

[Grinning Grunny]

with much relish, then

[UBT-mark3346]

ask for forgiveness from

[hgblade]

The Wise Sir Cliff

(my wife told me to say that    :oops:  :oops:  :oops: )

[Grinning Grunny]

of "We're all going

[UBT - The Prof....]

for a hot curry  :color:

[UBT-mark3346]

with the immortal shadows

[hgblade]

and 2 pints of

[Woodles]

lager and a packet

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

surgical support stockings, packed

[hgblade]

in the finest silk

[UBT - The Prof....]

stockings, with best black

[Joshrandom]

pudding for starters. Although

[UBT-mark3346]

a twist of lemon

[hgblade]

improves the flavour of

[UBT-mark3346]

lightly poached hedgehog livers

[hgblade]

served with fire ants

[UBT-mark3346]

eggs and a brioche

[sigma-7]

With a topping of

[hgblade]

of creamed anchovies and

[UBT-mark3346]

peppered melon with a

[Joshrandom]

garnish of dry roasted

[UBT-mark3346]

robins legs and batmans

[Joshrandom]

utility belt. Just then

[hgblade]

an owl fell from

[UBT - The Prof....]

over the chimney pot

[UBT-mark3346]

landing right beside the

[hgblade]

entrance to the large

[UBT-mark3346]

and rather sinister looking

[Grinning Grunny]

mouse with a heart

[UBT-mark3346]

transplanted from the original

[Grinning Grunny]

model, code-named "Rodent

[hgblade]

Rat - an experiment too

[UBT-mark3346]

sickening to reveal except

[hgblade]

for acknowledging that Cheshire

[UBT-mark3346]

cats bowels and claws

[hgblade]

now disappear into a

[UBT-mark3346]

suet pudding with a

[Joshrandom]

mission to kill every

[UBT-mark3346]

shortcrust chicken pie in

[hgblade]

Sainsbury's Tesco's and the

[UBT-mark3346]

the world. Nigel jumped

[hgblade]

out of the window

[UBT-mark3346]

as usual before dressing

[hgblade]

in a glittering ballgown

[UBT - mickyb69]

ready for the "kings  

[UBT-mark3346]

Singers" to penetrate every

[hgblade]

transvestite country and western

[UBT - mickyb69]

train driver with a  

[hgblade]

ticket inspector in pink

[Grinning Grunny]

galoshes and Mac, who

[Joshrandom]

had a particular interest

[UBT-mark3346]

in tunnels and sidings

[UBT - mickyb69]

and the effect of  :oops:

[hgblade]

a day return on

[NaRyan]

his trip to Alderbeer

[hgblade]

where he had six

[NaRyan]

hours of mud wrestling

[hgblade]

and a naked ramble

[Joshrandom]

through the rolling hills

[UBT-mark3346]

before covering himself in

[hgblade]

holly. Holly, however, was

[UBT-mark3346]

not too impressed and

[hgblade]

grabbed hold of Nigel's

[UBT - mickyb69]

rather large king crimson

[Joshrandom]

album collection and threw

[NaRyan]

a paddy, out of

[UBT-mark3346]

the window, landing next

[UBT - mickyb69]

to a big pile  :shock:

[UBT-mark3346]

stepping smartly aside he

[Grinning Grunny]

managed to slip, landing

[UBT - mickyb69]

awkwardly breaking both legs  :oops:

[UBT-mark3346]

and one finger which

[UBT - mickyb69]

was a very important

[NaRyan]

for picking his nose,