Four Word Story

Post by **UBT - Mikee** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:13 pm

A new (old) game for you...

The only rule is exactly 4 words and connected with the previous 4 words (as vague as you like)

ie...

Once upon a time

There were three strange
people standing in a
large oblong box. They
couldn't stand the sight
of Blackpool Tower in
London. Meanwhile up in...

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:31 pm

a long time ago....

Post by **UBT - Mikee** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:06 pm

when I was a

Timby · Post by **Timby** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:57 pm

just sixteen she said

EDIT

Oooops sorry I missed the "a" which puts a totally different meaning on the four words I posted :oops:

Post by **UBT - Mikee** » Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:22 pm

Timby wrote:just sixteen she said

I don't think you've quite got the hang of this - or am I being thick and/or naive?

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:50 am

Timby wrote:just sixteen she said

"Take me ice skating!" :shock:

Bit of both timby

:lol: :lol:

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:52 am

for I crave the

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:57 am

life of a penguin

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:00 am

a chocolate penguin, packed

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:09 am

in a Power rangers
:lol:

melter65 · Post by **melter65** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:14 am

lunch box, with a

Post by **UBT - Timbo** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:34 am

banana. Life had been

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:43 pm

too harsh a sentence

Post by **UBT - Timbo** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:47 pm

given the circumstances of

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:38 pm

a packet of camel

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:18 pm

cigs and a nicorette

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:00 pm

Santa looked a bit

Post by **UBT - Mikee** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:56 pm

odd, as he had

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:07 pm

elf ears and large

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:09 pm

Lunchbox which contained his

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:26 pm

Tesco's finest Wensleydale, but

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:28 pm

he had to expose

Gary · Post by **Gary** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:33 pm

the proverbial garden path

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:42 pm

which once again he

melter65 · Post by **melter65** » Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:48 pm

cleared of fresh snow

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:07 am

for all the small

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:42 am

but most perfectly formed

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:18 am

moles that live in :shock:

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:32 am

what was once called

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:49 am

England, but was now

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:09 am

called Tescoland, a squalid

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:42 am

dictatorship run by an

Post by **UBT - PennyQ** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:01 am

overstuffed fat idiot, who

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:31 pm

it is often said

UBT - Rick Horn · Post by **UBT - Rick Horn** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:50 pm

to get fatter by

UBT - Rick Horn · Post by **UBT - Rick Horn** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:51 pm

to get fatter by

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:48 pm

persecuting good legal British :shock:

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:08 pm

Figgy Pudding with lashings

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:45 pm

of custard. but who

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:49 pm

ate all the pies?

Post by **UBT - Mikee** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:17 pm

It was me said

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:34 pm

humpty dumpty but only

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:17 am

comfort eating because I

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:41 am

keep getting fatter and

sigma-7 · Post by **sigma-7** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:17 am

need to slim down

Post by **UBT - PennyQ** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:28 am

because my belt won't

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:33 am

go beyond the next

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:39 am

time zone and nassa

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:54 am

needs the star gate

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:04 pm

as airport landing fees

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:53 pm

are higher than spandex

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:13 pm

running shorts that have

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:15 pm

Developed mega-gusset syndrome, and

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:25 pm

pop goes the weasel

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:27 pm

this aside, to-date quad

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:17 am

yes four times as

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:32 am

many pies in the

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:00 pm

quadrangale, as matron thought

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:57 pm

as she slowly slipped

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:33 pm

the lubricated rubber glove

Post by **UBT - Mikee** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:57 pm

on, then she had

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:01 pm

to get the barbed :shock:

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:45 pm

device well and truly

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:33 am

clean before she could

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:37 am

start the operation and

Post by **Woodles** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:47 am

remove the offending article.

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:48 am

A major refit would

Post by **Woodles** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:50 am

not be possible now,

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:53 am

although a complete rebore

Post by **Woodles** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:04 am

was more than likely

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:08 pm

unless the combined power

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:09 pm

saw, outlet could be

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:09 pm

reset to a higher

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:22 pm

Bandwith, combined with a central

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:02 pm

flux recalibration node taken

Post by **UBT - bobuk** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:42 pm

to the maximum setting

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:39 pm

Meanwhile at the lair

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:03 pm

of the most fearsome

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:08 pm

of the care bears,

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:16 pm

a tiny shape began

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:25 pm

to make some toast

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:30 pm

But exploded into a

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:00 pm

Small, yellow, buck toothed

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:40 pm

Ken Dodd type animal

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:02 pm

At last Rockinfroggi's secret

Post by **UBT - Mikee** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:16 pm

weapon was about to

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:20 pm

be unleashed on the

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:40 pm

unworthy scum of the :shock:

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:35 am

SpongeBob SquarePants appreciation society

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:47 am

A group lacking any

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:26 am

feet and only a

Post by **UBT - Mikee** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:14 am

single braincell between them.

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:40 pm

Like Members of Parliment

Sir Cracked of the Mind · Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:43 pm

they were paid huge

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:39 pm

backhanders to allow big

Joshrandom · Post by **Joshrandom** » Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:18 pm

brother type reality television

Post by **UBT - PennyQ** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:06 am

to brainwash the unsuspecting

melter65 · Post by **melter65** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:28 am

public, who didn't know

Post by **UBT-mark3346** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:28 am

the first thing about

UBT - mickyb69 · Post by **UBT - mickyb69** » Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:36 am

the life of cod