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Zydor
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by Zydor Sat Jan 21, 2012 2:24 am
Thought we could try a creative Forum Game to ring the changes a little
Its Called ....
I Wish .... based on ....
- First poster states their wish
- The following poster Grants the wish, but with a twist so that the wish is all but made useless, creativity and humour, especially in the reply are the centerpoint of the game. For example:
First Poster: I Wish I was a Millionaire
Second Poster: Granted, but you get it in Japanese Yen ....
The second poster after "destroying" the first wish, then posts their own wish. eg .....
I Wish I had an XR4 Sports Car
So ... I'll start it off with that one:
I Wish I had an XR4 Sports Car
Joshrandom
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by Joshrandom Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:07 pm
I'm not too sure about the rules for this one, but I'll give it a go.
Zydor wrote: I Wish I had an XR4 Sports Car
Granted, but you get a second hand Matchbox version.
I wish had a free electricity supply
(Please note that the above statements are merely an exercise in game play and do not in any way represent a legally binding contract.)
hgblade
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by hgblade Sun Jan 22, 2012 4:42 pm
Okay, I'll see how this goes, too ...
Joshrandom wrote:
Granted, here's a box of AAA batteries, and a solar charger for them
I wish I had the services of a top (honest!) chef
Zydor
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by Zydor Sun Jan 22, 2012 6:18 pm
I wish I had the services of a top (honest!) chef
Granted, you can have his Recipe DVD
I wish I was a Brain Surgeon .....
Joshrandom
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by Joshrandom Mon Jan 23, 2012 8:32 pm
Zydor wrote: I wish I was a Brain Surgeon .....
Granted, and here's your degree certificate...
I wish I was a Rocket Scientist
hgblade
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by hgblade Mon Jan 23, 2012 11:19 pm
Zydor wrote:
Granted, on a Quantum level where you will spend eternity proving the MWI Prediction - but, unfortunately, only to yourself.
I Wish .... I could 'Bend it Like Beckham'
Zydor
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by Zydor Tue Jan 24, 2012 1:27 am
I Wish .... I could 'Bend it Like Beckham'
Granted, miniture Subbuteo Table on its way by second class parcel post.
I Wish I could fly a US Air Force Stealth aircraft with their Top Gun Pilots
UBT - Timbo
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by UBT - Timbo Tue Jan 24, 2012 2:37 am
Zydor wrote: I Wish I could fly a US Air Force Stealth aircraft with their Top Gun Pilots
Granted, but you'll have to get yourself an Xbox to play the game on it
I Wish.....I could have an invisibility cloak
hgblade
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by hgblade Tue Jan 24, 2012 9:30 am
UBT - Founder wrote:
Granted ..... I've put it down somewhere, so I'll send it on when I find it.
I wish .... I could walk on the moon
Zydor
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by Zydor Tue Jan 24, 2012 10:13 am
I wish .... I could walk on the moon
Granted, a case of Glenfiddich on its way
I Wish I could see into the future
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by UBT - Timbo Tue Jan 24, 2012 6:28 pm
hgblade wrote: I wish ... the sun would come out
Granted - it's actually out all the time, you just need one of these to see it:
http://www.nationwideplatforms.co.uk/Sales/
I wish........I could speak a foreign language fluently
Joshrandom
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by Joshrandom Tue Jan 24, 2012 7:26 pm
UBT - Founder wrote: I wish........I could speak a foreign language fluently
Granted, just say "a
fawr -in
lang -gwij" out loud a few times and you'll soon be able to speak it fluently.
I wish .... it was summer
UBT - PennyQ
Active UBT Contributor 15+ yrs
Posts: 351 Joined: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:00 amLocation: South Bucks
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by UBT - PennyQ Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:03 pm
I wish ... Yorkshire Water would stop digging holes in our road!
Granted... but you'll have to move to Manchester
I wish... my cat would let me sleep
The impossible we do today; miracles take a little longer
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by UBT - Timbo Wed Feb 01, 2012 12:17 am
UBT - PennyQ wrote: I wish... my cat would let me sleep
Granted - I'll just loan you my large, hungry Rottweiler to keep the cat away from you
I wish......I had perfect teeth and a charming smile
hgblade
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by hgblade Wed Feb 01, 2012 10:39 pm
UBT - Founder wrote:
I wish......I had perfect teeth and a charming smile
Granted ... I'll send you a ticket for the Dale Winton School of Improvement.
I wish ... someone would convince my wife that a healthy diet includes steak, chips, gateau, beer ....
UBT - PennyQ
Active UBT Contributor 15+ yrs
Posts: 351 Joined: Mon Apr 17, 2006 1:00 amLocation: South Bucks
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by UBT - PennyQ Tue Feb 07, 2012 11:52 pm
I wish ... someone would convince my wife that a healthy diet includes steak, chips, gateau, beer ....
Granted. But she'll weigh 24stone :shock:
I wish...I had a gardener
The impossible we do today; miracles take a little longer
