Four Word Story

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several green, hand knitted

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sun loungers with a

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delicious cocktail consisting of

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frozen peas, sloe gin

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Piers Morgan and a

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a bright pink elephant

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decorated with more than

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2 million hand crafted

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likenesses of the former

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Yugoslav Republic of Macedonia.

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Surrounded by his beloved

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alpine goat herd William

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Tell was last seen

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looking out for Granny

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Smith, who's apples had

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landed on the head

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of a huge, enormous

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yeti who had strayed

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from Tibet to Ibiza

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in search of the

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missing link, last seen

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slumped in a corner

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behind a bookcase in

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the lost and found

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department of a filling

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station on the Old

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Trafford bypass running from

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Stockport to Oldham. Meanwhile,

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the Association of Bright

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lights and moth fanciers

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had secretly gathered within

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a very old, abandoned

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wishing well, where their

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hushed voices could be

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heard chanting an archaic

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advertising jingles from a

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radio star last heard

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before the 9PM watershed

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. In the darkness, mysterious

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unwelcome forces were afoot,

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strangely twisted and tangled

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, they searched the undergrowth

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blindly, desperately probing for

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clues that might indicate

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the location of the

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five pence piece dropped

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in some brandy. It

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was still daylight, but

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not for much longer.

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As the sun set

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mysterious sounds were heard

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coming from the eerie

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, yet somehow strangely enticing

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kangaroo shop in a

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rundown suburb of the

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now deserted coastal area

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where once had stood

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a dilapidated red brick

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beach hut with no

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running water or electricity.

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Over the road, dancing

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hippos were gracefully sliding

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towards the park, where

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an uncertain future beckoned

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due to the lack

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of a continuing supply

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of pampas grass and

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ripe green tomatoes. Luckily,

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there was a thunderstorm

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heading in that direction

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bringing torrential downpours of

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bright yellow and red

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mouthwash tasting of minty

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new potatoes and roast

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cabbage with a side

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winder poached in it's

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lunch box containing pureed

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Garlic. Suddenly torn asunder  

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by bewitching serpents from

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the lounge of Lazarus

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, the trio of green

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skinned and blue faced

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matadors searched in vain

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through thorn coated branches

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of a rare poisonous

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south american mushroom reputed

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to provide a cure

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(though only temporarily) for

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amnesia. Forgetting that an

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outer layer of clothing

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was essential, Eskimo Nell

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headed out into the

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Scottish Highlands in search

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of the fabled but

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much sought four leaf

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red speckled thistle which

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blooms on the 10th

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anniversary of the battle

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between warring factions of

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the Scottish ballet dancing