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Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 2:22 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
pineapple cores interlaced with

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 4:35 pm
by Woodles
reclaimed fluff from trouser

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:34 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
gussets, Gussets cooked slowly

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 5:56 pm
by Joshrandom
over an aldis lamp

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:49 pm
by hgblade
then waxed with ear

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 7:51 pm
by Grinning Grunny
while signalling  (... .--. .. -.-. . / --. .. .-. .-.. ...)

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:21 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
to make a new  :lol:
(grrrrrrr morse  I have enough trouble with english an klingon ffs :oops: )

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 8:52 pm
by UBT-mark3346
and never seen before

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 9:54 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
Top 10 album just

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:04 pm
by Grinning Grunny
as they were about

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:21 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
lift off for outer

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:27 pm
by Grinning Grunny
Mongolia to see their

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:29 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
fan club (chairman sir

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:37 pm
by Grinning Grunny
Tekit Wongway), who took

Posted: Wed Jan 30, 2008 10:43 pm
by hgblade
no time in deciding

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:00 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
to kill the Spice

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:08 am
by UBT-mark3346
and so save the

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:11 am
by hgblade
planet from cruel exposure

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:48 am
by UBT-mark3346
to extreme auditory pain.

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:02 am
by hgblade
Recovery from this exposure

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:43 am
by Grinning Grunny
takes long sessions with

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:47 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
'ANTI-SpiceAfesteringSOREonTHEbuttocksOFaRABIDdigoITUS' cream


Hey! man streach the rules............

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:52 am
by UBT - mickyb69
Applied with a baseball

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:54 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
bat, swung with great

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:57 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
force, driven home repetedly

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:57 am
by Grinning Grunny
enthusiasm at the thought

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:57 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
of a city littered

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:01 am
by Grinning Grunny
with discarded copies of

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:05 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
"Spice Bimbos- talentless jerks!"

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 12:59 pm
by hgblade
wrapped in the latest

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 1:20 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
edition of "Hijackers today...

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:18 pm
by UBT-mark3346
..or What Shoe Monthly

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:41 pm
by hgblade
(Special Edition - Sandals For

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 3:52 pm
by UBT-mark3346
Hire- an exclusive behind

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:24 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
the toes peek". computers

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 4:30 pm
by UBT-mark3346
are never to be

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:01 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
used except in dire

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 6:35 pm
by hgblade
emergencies. Instead, two wires

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:18 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
shoulb be attached to

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:42 pm
by Joshrandom
each ear lobe, before

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 7:55 pm
by Grinning Grunny
casting the head into

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 9:45 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
a warm vat of  :wink:

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:24 pm
by UBT-mark3346
fresh rats vomit and

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:26 pm
by hgblade
Busweiser, enhanced with a

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:38 pm
by UBT-mark3346
light dusting of cream

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:44 pm
by hgblade
cheese. The entire experience

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 10:45 pm
by UBT-mark3346
could be described as

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:07 pm
by hgblade
a warning to potential

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:11 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
zebra rustlers .The cunning

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:17 pm
by Grinning Grunny
Dik Dik evaded the

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:28 pm
by hgblade
Guns of Navarone before

Posted: Thu Jan 31, 2008 11:32 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
the 300 could rub

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:04 am
by Joshrandom
Linseed oil into the

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:14 am
by UBT-mark3346
warm, soft and wet

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:18 am
by Grinning Grunny
cloth before applying it

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:24 am
by hgblade
to the parts other

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:45 am
by Grinning Grunny
Spice Wanabes cannot hope

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:02 am
by hgblade
must never be allowed

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:31 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
to live, kill Spicers

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:05 am
by UBT-mark3346
-Bland food alliance slogan

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:27 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
say. Meanwhile back at

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:42 am
by Grinning Grunny
the crunchie farm, turkish

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:59 am
by UBT-mark3346
delight and crunchy nut

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:07 am
by melter65
AKA Cereal Spice, is

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:08 am
by UBT-mark3346
bathing in asses milk

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:55 am
by hgblade
with a pair of

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:13 am
by UBT-mark3346
Big Pams buoyancy aids

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:21 am
by Grinning Grunny
to make them look

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:31 am
by UBT-mark3346
firm and ready for

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:36 am
by Woodles
her long awaited evening

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:48 am
by Grinning Grunny
out, under the Stars

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:16 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Spice has been under

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:12 pm
by hgblade
a shrink for some

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 12:33 pm
by Grinning Grunny
time, to cure her

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:02 pm
by hgblade
from dillusions of talent

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 1:11 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
and people like her,

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 2:49 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
sad case that she

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 3:20 pm
by hgblade
and her equally talentless

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 5:55 pm
by UBT-mark3346
but sadly very rich

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:02 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
husband, meanwhile at "Quasimodo's"

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:05 pm
by Joshrandom
a customer was vigorously

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 6:06 pm
by UBT-mark3346
shaking a waiter who

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 7:53 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
contained four pounds 50p

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:02 pm
by Joshrandom
when, with a tremendous

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:30 pm
by Grinning Grunny
ear-piercing wail, in walked

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 8:49 pm
by hgblade
The Man From Uncle   :oops:

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:08 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
The Woman from Aunty

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 9:20 pm
by Grinning Grunny
plus Boy Robin and

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 10:57 pm
by hgblade
Zelda with the big

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:03 pm
by melter65
sword, which the waiter

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:18 pm
by UBT-mark3346
grabbed and smothered in

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:28 pm
by hgblade
goose fat and chipolata

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:35 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
sausage with a hint

Posted: Fri Feb 01, 2008 11:57 pm
by hgblade
of tarragon and raspberries

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:21 am
by UBT - mickyb69
adding a sexy spice  :lol:

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:30 am
by hgblade
with ginger undertones highlighting

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:40 am
by Joshrandom
the underlying conflict between

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 12:41 am
by UBT - mickyb69
The force and the

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 1:06 am
by hgblade
antagonistic rulers of the

Posted: Sat Feb 02, 2008 8:29 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Univerese, who smote spice