Four Word Story

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agency for deprived Pygmies

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zombies, and other creatures

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fit to work nowhere

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except behind the checkout

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at my local supermarket

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that was built underwater

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in a slurry pit

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in a cauldron by

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some very confused gnomes

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who nevertheless could mount

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a 7 foot goat

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on the wall of

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the masked avenger without

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even looking down to

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check the moist round

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patch underneath the photo

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and the enormous bulging

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trousers, worn by a

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semi-literate half-martian member of

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girls aloud, a beat

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in a concoction of

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small frogs and children

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who will always find

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favour among'st witches of

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the Scottish glens and

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inner city council estates.

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Meanwhile back at the

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local inner mongolian council

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a Peruvian Yeti descendant

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of the sect of

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Dastardly Abominable Fiendish Triplets

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with their cunning plan

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to capture the Wild

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Sag-oh Par-Tang Snook beast

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found in the foothills

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of exotic East Anglia

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almost as rare as

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elephants becoming successful  hitmen

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for the murderous Rafia

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Hangmen of Amazonian Tribes

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living in exile due

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to a little misunderstanding

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with the local postman

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and his black and

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blue toenail that had

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been in his family

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for over 2 months

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sometime in the 1980's

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During a random protest  

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against cheap red wine

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and olives stuffed with

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small germans holding lugers  :oops:

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pointing at their big

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fat grinning faces, they

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burst into song with

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an amusing melody of

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"Tie me Kangaroo down"  

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before doing the honorable

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thing and slitting their

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wallets open with scimitars

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to remove the evidence  :shock:

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that was within, but

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In the rush to

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of their indiscretions with

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tipex and old rubber

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They erased the evidence

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before boiling themselves in

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old knicker gussets and

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the finest microwave ready

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cookable extra strong southern

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packs of ancient molten

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cheese loving Border Collies

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"No! not that orifice"

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said the pack leader

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"more lubrication before entering"

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"That cat flaps way

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too tight for your

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average interstella spacecraft. Green

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Green grass of home

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blaring out to deter

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the irritating fondlers of

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all but the insane

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and impotent members of

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the Dastardly Order of

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Bunny rabbits and cute

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pink killer dung beatles

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who's sole aim in

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weapons use was the

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consumption of red juice

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and pineapple chunks, although

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these tended to cause

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bladder infections and constipation

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with spontanious combustion likely

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to occur during the

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most unfortunate circumstances possible!

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Yet this intrepid band

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of middle-aged bald

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and just slightly rotund

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band of Seti crunchers

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were simply the best