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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:03 pm
by UBT-mark3346
to increase output by

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:25 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
sellotaping solar powered calculators

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:05 pm
by UBT-mark3346
to reconditioned motherboards and

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:23 pm
by hgblade
286s, 386s ... anything they

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:43 pm
by melter65
could find in Timbo's

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:36 am
by UBT-mark3346
coat pockets and in

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:55 am
by hgblade
those old boxes at

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:23 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
his underground lair, built

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:21 am
by UBT - mickyb69
by hedgehogs and albino

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:28 am
by hgblade
badgers working with giant

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:21 am
by UBT - mickyb69
twin turbo knitting machines

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:44 pm
by hgblade
powered by the droppings

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:40 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
of the rare mexican

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:36 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
lesser spotted siamese aardvark

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:39 pm
by hgblade
during the mating season

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:48 pm
by UBT-mark3346
when, as everyone knows

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:59 pm
by hgblade
the quality of such

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:13 pm
by UBT-mark3346
bountiful, soft, glistening wet

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:55 pm
by melter65
sh*t makes a wonderful

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:52 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
stew if boiled with

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:06 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
bovril and gnu testicles .

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:47 pm
by melter65
served with a side

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:29 pm
by hgblade
dish of fried worms

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:40 pm
by melter65
drizzled with a dressing

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:58 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
gown of the famous  :o

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:18 pm
by melter65
Obi Wan Mikee, of

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:35 pm
by hgblade
the Venusian Order of

Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:56 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
the harry potter hate  :lol:

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:13 am
by melter65
those f*ckin' wizards 'club'

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:23 am
by hgblade
Meanwhile, panic is setting

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:27 am
by UBT-mark3346
the table for supper

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:10 am
by Joshrandom
when, from overhead, a

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:23 am
by UBT-mark3346
quiet voice whispers "suckling

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:31 am
by UBT - mickyb69
get down stairs its  :oops:

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:39 am
by hgblade
it's time we had

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:51 am
by UBT-mark3346
a darn good squeeze

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:16 am
by melter65
from Papa's squeezebox, while

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:05 am
by hgblade
the little ones are

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:18 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
ripping grandma's legs off

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:29 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
and packing them in

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:42 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
steaming green horse droppings

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:02 pm
by hgblade
before baking in the

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:20 pm
by melter65
oven for a good

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:28 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
72 hours before turning

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:35 pm
by hgblade
over and basting with

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:37 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
Real ale made by

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:40 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
fermenting ripe tripe scrapings

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:55 pm
by hgblade
with purple fungal yeasts

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:59 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
in an old wellington

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:28 pm
by UBT-mark3346
then serving over ice

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:51 pm
by hgblade
with a sprig of

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:23 pm
by UBT-mark3346
fresh nettle leaves and

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:42 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
dead bumble bee. Or

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:49 pm
by UBT-mark3346
simply open a packet

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:40 pm
by hgblade
of Granny's Fluorescent Jellied

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:43 pm
by melter65
Turnip Chips and spread

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:37 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
the gospel of UBT-mark3346
:shock:

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:15 pm
by hgblade
who, in his wisdom,

Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:51 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
was the first to

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:47 am
by UBT - mickyb69
stand up against the  :o

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:23 am
by UBT-mark3346
siren voices of the

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:29 am
by Joshrandom
small, yet perfectly formed

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:41 am
by UBT-mark3346
fallen angels of the

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:20 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Temple of Lord Gates

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:44 am
by UBT - mickyb69
The dark one who

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:50 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
despoiled the pure waters

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:34 am
by hgblade
from which all would

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:37 am
by UBT - mickyb69
gaze upon the future

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:44 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Vista from his Windows

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:00 pm
by hgblade
where Mac Wearers would

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:01 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
swear a pledge to

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:14 pm
by Joshrandom
the old gods of

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:38 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
Clive sinclair, "Them P.C

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:40 pm
by Andrew
people keep us thinking

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:21 pm
by UBT-mark3346
but lo and behold

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:28 pm
by hgblade
they'd Assemble a Basic

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:09 pm
by Andrew
knowledge, we could adapt".

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:41 pm
by UBT-mark3346
An evil empire began

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:22 pm
by hgblade
where only the darkest

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:46 pm
by Joshrandom
of chocolates were allowed

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:53 pm
by hgblade
to congeal into sickly

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:56 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
piles, vaguely resembling cauliflowers

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:58 pm
by hgblade
cooked according to Delia's

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:52 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
Book of the dead :shock:

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:01 pm
by UBT-mark3346
Available at all good

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:30 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
fish mongers, tripe retailers,

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:35 pm
by melter65
and Pickled Veal Emporiums

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:09 pm
by hgblade
- alongside Jamie's Book of

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:19 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
adventures with his magic

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:21 pm
by melter65
griddle and roasting tray

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:22 pm
by UBT-mark3346
and his easy peel

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:04 am
by hgblade
stripogram, available for parties

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:44 am
by UBT-mark3346
, devilled kidneys worship orgys

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:01 am
by hgblade
and sheep's head barbecues

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:56 am
by UBT-mark3346
Fanny turned in her

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:53 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
pearl handled six-shooters and

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:15 am
by NaRyan
nine inch boots for

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:48 am
by UBT - mickyb69
the night and took  :o

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:14 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
7000mg of Codine and

Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:13 pm
by NaRyan
25 litres of red