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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:03 pm
by UBT-mark3346
to increase output by
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:25 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
sellotaping solar powered calculators
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:05 pm
by UBT-mark3346
to reconditioned motherboards and
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:23 pm
by hgblade
286s, 386s ... anything they
Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 11:43 pm
by melter65
could find in Timbo's
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:36 am
by UBT-mark3346
coat pockets and in
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 12:55 am
by hgblade
those old boxes at
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:23 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
his underground lair, built
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:21 am
by UBT - mickyb69
by hedgehogs and albino
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:28 am
by hgblade
badgers working with giant
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:21 am
by UBT - mickyb69
twin turbo knitting machines
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 1:44 pm
by hgblade
powered by the droppings
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 2:40 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
of the rare mexican
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:36 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
lesser spotted siamese aardvark
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:39 pm
by hgblade
during the mating season
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 3:48 pm
by UBT-mark3346
when, as everyone knows
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 4:59 pm
by hgblade
the quality of such
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:13 pm
by UBT-mark3346
bountiful, soft, glistening wet
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 5:55 pm
by melter65
sh*t makes a wonderful
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 6:52 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
stew if boiled with
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:06 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
bovril and gnu testicles .
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 8:47 pm
by melter65
served with a side
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:29 pm
by hgblade
dish of fried worms
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 9:40 pm
by melter65
drizzled with a dressing
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:58 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
gown of the famous :o
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:18 pm
by melter65
Obi Wan Mikee, of
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:35 pm
by hgblade
the Venusian Order of
Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:56 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
the harry potter hate :lol:
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:13 am
by melter65
those f*ckin' wizards 'club'
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:23 am
by hgblade
Meanwhile, panic is setting
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 12:27 am
by UBT-mark3346
the table for supper
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:10 am
by Joshrandom
when, from overhead, a
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:23 am
by UBT-mark3346
quiet voice whispers "suckling
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:31 am
by UBT - mickyb69
get down stairs its :oops:
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:39 am
by hgblade
it's time we had
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 1:51 am
by UBT-mark3346
a darn good squeeze
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:16 am
by melter65
from Papa's squeezebox, while
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:05 am
by hgblade
the little ones are
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 10:18 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
ripping grandma's legs off
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:29 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
and packing them in
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 2:42 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
steaming green horse droppings
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:02 pm
by hgblade
before baking in the
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:20 pm
by melter65
oven for a good
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:28 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
72 hours before turning
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:35 pm
by hgblade
over and basting with
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:37 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
Real ale made by
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:40 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
fermenting ripe tripe scrapings
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:55 pm
by hgblade
with purple fungal yeasts
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 4:59 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
in an old wellington
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:28 pm
by UBT-mark3346
then serving over ice
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 5:51 pm
by hgblade
with a sprig of
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:23 pm
by UBT-mark3346
fresh nettle leaves and
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:42 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
dead bumble bee. Or
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 6:49 pm
by UBT-mark3346
simply open a packet
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 7:40 pm
by hgblade
of Granny's Fluorescent Jellied
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 8:43 pm
by melter65
Turnip Chips and spread
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 9:37 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
the gospel of UBT-mark3346
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Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:15 pm
by hgblade
who, in his wisdom,
Posted: Sat Jan 19, 2008 11:51 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
was the first to
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:47 am
by UBT - mickyb69
stand up against the :o
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:23 am
by UBT-mark3346
siren voices of the
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:29 am
by Joshrandom
small, yet perfectly formed
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:41 am
by UBT-mark3346
fallen angels of the
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:20 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Temple of Lord Gates
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:44 am
by UBT - mickyb69
The dark one who
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:50 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
despoiled the pure waters
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 10:34 am
by hgblade
from which all would
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:37 am
by UBT - mickyb69
gaze upon the future
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 12:44 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Vista from his Windows
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:00 pm
by hgblade
where Mac Wearers would
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:01 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
swear a pledge to
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:14 pm
by Joshrandom
the old gods of
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:38 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
Clive sinclair, "Them P.C
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 1:40 pm
by Andrew
people keep us thinking
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:21 pm
by UBT-mark3346
but lo and behold
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 2:28 pm
by hgblade
they'd Assemble a Basic
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:09 pm
by Andrew
knowledge, we could adapt".
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 3:41 pm
by UBT-mark3346
An evil empire began
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:22 pm
by hgblade
where only the darkest
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:46 pm
by Joshrandom
of chocolates were allowed
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:53 pm
by hgblade
to congeal into sickly
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:56 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
piles, vaguely resembling cauliflowers
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 6:58 pm
by hgblade
cooked according to Delia's
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 8:52 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
Book of the dead
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Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:01 pm
by UBT-mark3346
Available at all good
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:30 pm
by UBT - The Prof....
fish mongers, tripe retailers,
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 9:35 pm
by melter65
and Pickled Veal Emporiums
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:09 pm
by hgblade
- alongside Jamie's Book of
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:19 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
adventures with his magic
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:21 pm
by melter65
griddle and roasting tray
Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 11:22 pm
by UBT-mark3346
and his easy peel
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:04 am
by hgblade
stripogram, available for parties
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:44 am
by UBT-mark3346
, devilled kidneys worship orgys
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 1:01 am
by hgblade
and sheep's head barbecues
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 4:56 am
by UBT-mark3346
Fanny turned in her
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 7:53 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
pearl handled six-shooters and
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:15 am
by NaRyan
nine inch boots for
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 9:48 am
by UBT - mickyb69
the night and took :o
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 11:14 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
7000mg of Codine and
Posted: Mon Jan 21, 2008 12:13 pm
by NaRyan
25 litres of red