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Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 3:53 pm
by UBT - Timbo
pyjama's; the ones with

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 4:27 pm
by hgblade
the SETI emblem stitched

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 6:26 pm
by Woodles
across the seat of

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:05 pm
by UBT - Timbo
the UK parliament, somewhere

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 7:39 pm
by Woodles
honourable people were rarely

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:01 pm
by UBT - Chris
seen not dizzy because

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 8:07 pm
by Woodles
of the frequent direction

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:02 pm
by hgblade
changes made by a

Posted: Thu Dec 18, 2014 11:44 pm
by UBT - Timbo
epileptic skinhead with warts

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 1:37 am
by hgblade
suffering from heroin withdrawal

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:04 am
by Woodles
and mice pie overdose

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:20 am
by hgblade
. Those mice pies must

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 9:07 pm
by Joshrandom
not be approached without

Posted: Fri Dec 19, 2014 11:40 pm
by hgblade
a rich sauce of

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 3:52 pm
by UBT - Timbo
larks vomit and crunchy

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 5:48 pm
by UBT - Chris
frog breast because they

Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2014 6:08 pm
by hgblade
haven't any legs in

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 3:18 pm
by Joshrandom
custard, a traditional favourite

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 4:46 pm
by UBT - Chris
of the Taj Mahal

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 5:24 pm
by hgblade
Diners Club. Elsewhere, three

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 8:23 pm
by UBT - Timbo
French hens, and two

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:11 pm
by hgblade
turtle doves sat wondering

Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:16 pm
by UBT - Timbo
just how this story

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:34 am
by hgblade
might conclude in several

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:03 am
by Woodles
explosive and highly controversial

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:13 am
by hgblade
episodes, each featuring a

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:12 am
by Woodles
portly gentleman in red

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:22 am
by hgblade
socks and driving a

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:25 am
by UBT - Timbo
a team of reindeer

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 11:13 am
by hgblade
across the vast wilderness

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 1:54 pm
by Woodles
of the Isle of

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:19 pm
by hgblade
Sheppey, where hordes of

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:33 pm
by Woodles
rabid penguins are rumoured

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:33 pm
by UBT - Chris
[gumdrops live and play]

admin edit:  - not counted - Mark's post took precedence

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:53 pm
by hgblade
(sorry, Chris - Mark got there first!)

to be devouring mince

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:56 pm
by rich2000k
Chelsea players in time

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:37 pm
by Woodles
honoured fashion. Snow fell

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 6:59 pm
by hgblade
across the Moors, leaving

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 7:30 pm
by Woodles
no trace of the

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 8:53 pm
by hgblade
footprints left by three

Posted: Mon Dec 22, 2014 9:34 pm
by Woodles
legged camels carrying plenty

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:20 am
by UBT - Timbo
of gold, frankincense and

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:56 am
by hgblade
myrtle leaves wrapped around

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 8:51 am
by Woodles
steamed rice and pickled

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:00 am
by hgblade
sauerkraut with horseradish dressing

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:03 am
by Woodles
and blueberry marinade. Spying

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:27 am
by hgblade
a bright light in

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:57 pm
by Woodles
his pocket, the first

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:21 pm
by hgblade
Noel Coward lookalike reached

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:30 pm
by Woodles
the almost unbelievable conclusion

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:58 pm
by hgblade
that a partridge doesn't

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:26 pm
by Woodles
actually like pears but

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:56 pm
by hgblade
much prefers chestnuts roasting

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:58 pm
by Woodles
over an open fire

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:49 pm
by hgblade
with a glass of

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:08 pm
by Woodles
cold sprout puree and

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 9:07 pm
by hgblade
garlic bread. Several lords

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 10:28 pm
by Woodles
were seen jumping around

Posted: Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:55 pm
by hgblade
searching for a flock

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 8:50 am
by Woodles
of demented ostriches that

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 9:16 am
by hgblade
had buried their heads

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 11:49 am
by Woodles
and feet in quicksand.

Posted: Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:16 pm
by hgblade
Once, in the bleak

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 4:55 pm
by UBT - Timbo
consciousness of Einsteins mind

Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2014 5:05 pm
by hgblade
an amazing picture of

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 12:17 pm
by Woodles
such magnitude and splendour

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 7:57 pm
by hgblade
developed that very few

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:14 pm
by UBT - Timbo
arachnids could recognise because

Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:44 pm
by Woodles
of their vertically challenged

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 8:54 am
by hgblade
proximity to the feet

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:06 am
by Woodles
of passing giant pandas

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 11:59 am
by hgblade
wearing bright orange bloomers

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 12:22 pm
by UBT - Timbo
trimmed with pretty lace

Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2015 1:13 pm
by hgblade
ribbons and luminous yellow

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 9:00 am
by Woodles
Oilskins. In the distance,

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 11:11 am
by hgblade
a team of Icelandic

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:28 pm
by Woodles
nudists were heading for

Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2015 2:49 pm
by hgblade
Mount Everest, intending to

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:54 am
by Woodles
confirm the height using

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 9:49 am
by hgblade
4" nails and a

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:11 pm
by Woodles
Green jelly baby. Sadly,

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 1:49 pm
by hgblade
the myth concerning Irish

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 3:45 pm
by Woodles
water skiers and sloping

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 4:58 pm
by hgblade
lakes was giving rise

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 5:21 pm
by Woodles
to a severe shortage

Posted: Fri Jan 09, 2015 8:04 pm
by hgblade
of sensible debate during

Posted: Sat Jan 10, 2015 11:07 pm
by Joshrandom
the run up to

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:29 am
by hgblade
Mrs Brown's Boys Election

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 11:54 am
by UBT - Timbo
night Question Time. This

Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2015 12:49 pm
by hgblade
morning the Canadian boomerang

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 9:32 am
by Woodles
that had been left

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 11:00 am
by hgblade
behind the ornate glass

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 1:17 pm
by Woodles
bathtub in the master

Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2015 2:07 pm
by hgblade
cellar was found to

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:07 am
by Woodles
be in the possesion

Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2015 9:53 am
by hgblade
of a return ticket

Posted: Wed Jan 14, 2015 8:10 pm
by Joshrandom
to New York aboard

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 9:49 am
by hgblade
a luxury raft made

Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2015 8:17 pm
by Joshrandom
all the more luxurious

Posted: Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:46 am
by UBT-mark3346
by the addition of


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