Four Word Story

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known only to Prescott

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(who ate the evidence

[Joshrandom]

with a whiskey chaser)

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, the amazing Bernard Manning

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reincarnated as a yak

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yak, yak, don't talk

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so much, it reminds

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the demented one of

[melter65]

an evening, long ago

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when the stars exploded

[melter65]

to make stardust rain

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out of a clear

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plastic bag from Tescos

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with the spilt remains

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creating the talentless girl

[Vic]

Who sang that song

[UBT - mickyb69]

about a night with

[Vic]

the New York Yankees

[melter65]

including the Substitutes, who

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were much bigger than

[Vic]

the hole in the,

[melter65]

nearby wall, which didn't

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seem to have any

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function apart from being

[melter65]

a portal through to

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a trans-dimensional warp chamber

[Joshrandom]

and orange juicer combo

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normally found only in

[Grinning Grunny]

a subterranean laboratory in

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the Swiss Apls where

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some strange bingo bags

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and a rather large

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Parrot waited for the  :lol:

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Iguana of Fortune to

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show with the man

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from Del Monte and

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the dove from above  

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who's excrement was very

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effective at spoiling windscreens

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and replacing relish in

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

fast food brought from

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most fast food outlets

[Grinning Grunny]

who's slogan "Just like

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Momma's Own Frogs Legs

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was a legend east

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of your local supermarket

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and just behind Venus

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and Serena, who both

[Joshrandom]

had a liking for

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day trips to Cleethorpes

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out of season when

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

Pre-frozen ice cream could

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melt slowly. Meanwhile, back

[melter65]

in the UBT Cafe

[Grinning Grunny]

the Hobnob jar was

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quickly emptied by hungry

[Grinning Grunny]

invaders from Grimsby docks

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tired of fish offal

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and looking for something

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with a little more

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bite than the average

[Grinning Grunny]

spacefarer docking his warp

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drive engine on Spock's

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Buffet and speedy laundromat

[melter65]

with an outboard motor

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powered by whale saliva

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spiked with vampire's sweat

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an unusual concoction said

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to produce speeds in

[Grinning Grunny]

excess of the M25

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5 miles/hour limit

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although the addition of

[sigma-7]

Super fast skates made

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with high-res go-faster stripes

[Grinning Grunny]

meant they could go

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downhill at twice the

[NaRyan]

speed of light, while

[Grinning Grunny]

crunching on a helping

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bar of chocolate antelope

[Joshrandom]

livers. However, back at

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UBT Mini City things

[hgblade]

were hotting up as

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someone was about to

[Joshrandom]

invite the local pyro-maniac

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to bring parafin, matches

[NaRyan]

to Mickyb69's favourite pub

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Ye Olde Spice and

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worzel pickers rest, home

[Joshrandom]

to the worlds last

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spice girl fan . But  :lol:

[NaRyan]

since there were none,

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Apart from NaRyans secret  :lol:

[NaRyan]

plans to ban beer

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in baby spices house

[NaRyan]

so YKW's next vist

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wouldn't be so floppy  :o

[NaRyan]

and some serious boincin'

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could be disguised as

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playing with a good

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old fashioned piece of