Four Word Story

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batches of homemade yorkshire

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puddings smeared with thick

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coatings of assorted fruit

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mayonnaise and liberal helpings

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of powdered (not crushed)

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fragments from the remains

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of the previous night's

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over supply of heated

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oriental concoctions put together

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at very short notice

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by a mysterious gentleman

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who somehow managed to

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create an incredible aroma

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reminiscent of far away

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tribal festivities in the

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fondly remembered golden years

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of the one great

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still unexplored region of

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the dark and gloomy

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isle where legend tells

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of visiting strangers bearing

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strange and quirky gifts

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made by hand from

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not normally considered recyclable

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, although previously unused, transparent

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corrugated plastic roofing materials

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apparently discovered by a

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long and complicated search

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through a large mountainous

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region though heavily forested

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with weird shrubs that

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restricted movement and meant

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the unwary forager risked

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cuts and scratches to

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limbs unprotected by the

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most sturdy (yet stylish)

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floral goatskin onesie lined

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with soggy cardboard stuffed

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almost casually into inner

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quilted pouches expressly for

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transporting, rather hopefully, discoveries

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made from stumbling around

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in murky daylight shrouded

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by tall and imposing

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canopies of mostly incredible

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, but occasionally quite ordinary,

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varied though uniformly foliaged

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, overactive through inevitable fertilisation

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and the abundance of

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a ready supply of

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all the essential ingredients

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to make a delicious

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assortment of vegetation promoting

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big bars of cheese

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coated and deep fried

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in a delicious golden

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batter formed from recently

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discovered milled seeds from

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the far flung reaches

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of the lost ancient

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World. Einstein was a

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great fan of the

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New Romantics music scene

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wherein he determined that

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personal taste was relatively

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in direct proportion to

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the number and length

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of the sound waves

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once you factored in

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banana ripeness and cauliflower

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leaves ripened beneath solar

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cells powering assorted nearby

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gizmos designed specifically to

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test the very nature

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of the amazing fabric

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and the resilient nature

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of the fluffy white

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streaked scatter cushions carefully

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up to the roofs

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of the wood panelled

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, precisely carved and stained,

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frosted glass fronted display

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case sat beneath a

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an impressive portrait of

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the entire family of

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the last but one

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descendant of the greatest

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nautical carpenter that ever

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put together a pair

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of elegant yet mismatched

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deck chairs upholstered with

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the finest pin striped

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material made from velveteen

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patches seamlessly stitched together

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by hand-maidens in remote

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mountains rarely visited unless

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qualified to combat the

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dangerously rarefied and cold

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conditions, something akin to

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those first experienced by