Four Word Story

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whose ability to provide

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meaningless and ill informed

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opinions on the quality

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(or complete lack of)

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a wide variety of

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miscellaneous, badly presented warblings

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that, frankly, exposed the

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very poor acoustics in

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an auditorium designed for

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silent movies from the

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golden age where only

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the very rich could

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afford the luxury of

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time spent in the

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idyllic pursuit of crazy

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and sadly, ultimately pointless

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hobbies that frequently involve

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remaining motionless for long

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periods whilst attempting to

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move coloured hoops over

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slow moving giant blue

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and pale green striped

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fairground ducks rotating round

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an obviously fake but

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apparently very convincing (considering

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the materials and tools

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with which they were

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hastily produced had recently

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been used to dismember

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unsuspecting supporters of the

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discredited campaign to allow

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same sex marriages between

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consenting adult members of

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newly formed and highly

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dubious groups of aristocaratic

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heritage but presently lower

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in the pecking order

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than they would desire

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due to their failure

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to foresee the upcoming

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review of the consequences

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caused by their failure

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to negotiate a successful

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merger with the opposite

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side of the revered

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portion of those that

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, perhaps mistakenly, believe they

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are slightly more qualified

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to assemble together the

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requisite group needed to

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build towards the creation

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of what some may

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consider to be a

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monumental but unnecessary feat

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of endurance whilst attempting

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an unofficial world record

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in the much maligned

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, although still apparently popular,

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phenomenon of collecting uninteresting

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dull grey plastic copies

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of the ancient coinage

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from the long ago

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now lost dynasty of

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the last recognised rulers

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of the smallest kingdom

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ever to be recognised

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by the intransigent authorities

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located in the neighbouring

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region where are found

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ludicrously small examples of

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the lesser known minor

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blue spotted, duck billed

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river dwelling mink commonly

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referred to by uneducated

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members of the local

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fisheries and agricultural ministry

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and youth hostelling association's

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recently elected and controversial

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member to represent minority

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interests in the Caribbean

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island of Wicked Will

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while sipping brightly coloured

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cocktails of locally produced

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vegetables and locally produced

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and spices from rare

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and difficult to find

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seeds and shrivelled bark

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from the only tree

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known to produce amazing

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Spiderman action figures that

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have the power to

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trap and destroy the

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small bugs that inhabit

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most, if not all,

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of the upper leaves

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exposed to the light

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emitted by the glowing

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embers of last nights

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barbequed sausages and spit-roasted

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hippos found wandering through