Four Word Story

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but haddock, however, was

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another story told to

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people who like fishing

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down the local cut

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, a dark and strange

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place to go for

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a bacon roll and

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quick game of bingo

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with the girls from

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the local corner shop

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girls breed with evil

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intention to get themselves

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free marshmallows from Tesco

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along with the latest

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games, dvds, cds and

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a blue peter badge

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and tesco's quad core
http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.202-2819.aspx

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. The only thing able

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and Cain wanted was

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a nice piece of

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Battenburg, and a cup

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of valium to tide

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themselves over the painful

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experience of dropping down

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one place in the

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Queue for the magical

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mystery tour departing from

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the nearest dark matter

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bus station on the

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dark side of the

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moon, with a driver

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wearing a dark shirt

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which she undid revealing...

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a very hairy chest

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underneath which were two

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equally hairy moles which

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were called Jezebel and

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Dave, with Dave being

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house trained, but not

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very well, so wet

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wet wet the famous

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freestyle swimming triplets left.

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Plunging those who remained

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into an early bath

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but the water in

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the quad core caused

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errors in the freestyle

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section of the co-axial

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cable colour coded caused

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intergalactic tidal surges throughout

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the deli counter at

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UBT head quarters so

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cheese, pineapple and chicken

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Left and went to

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Frank Butchers legendary car

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But upon thier arrival

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We came, we saw...

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we scoffed the lot!

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leaving only a crust

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blowing like tumbleweed down

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5th Avenue, New York

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the city was cold

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but a fire burned

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damply in the grate

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as he glanced down

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a smal hole named

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polo peeked back at

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Him through cracked glasses

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tears streaming down his

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mothers sun kissed cheeks

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as her world weary

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head dropped to her

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beating chest she wondered

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What does it all

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The rabbit or a

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being beyond imagination from

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the far distant future

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but trapped in an

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old, battered oil lamp

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the penalty for daring

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Hilda Ogden to pose  :shock:

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with just a Chamois

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yellow and green it

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blended with her skin

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Stan Ogden (husband) said

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nothing as he was

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slouched proudly, string vest

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Stretched tight, ale and

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and racing form in

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pigeon loft witing for

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the tired and scraggy

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purple and yellow spotted

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seagull called spot the

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only Boinc crunching seagull.

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Just at that moment

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under a darkening sky

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a shot rang out

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And hit him in

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his best mate eddys  :lol:

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nether regions. What on