Four Word Story

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to increase output by

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sellotaping solar powered calculators

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to reconditioned motherboards and

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286s, 386s ... anything they

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could find in Timbo's

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coat pockets and in

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those old boxes at

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his underground lair, built

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by hedgehogs and albino

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badgers working with giant

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twin turbo knitting machines

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powered by the droppings

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of the rare mexican

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lesser spotted siamese aardvark

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during the mating season

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when, as everyone knows

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the quality of such

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bountiful, soft, glistening wet

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sh*t makes a wonderful

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stew if boiled with

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bovril and gnu testicles .

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served with a side

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dish of fried worms

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drizzled with a dressing

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gown of the famous  :o

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Obi Wan Mikee, of

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the Venusian Order of

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the harry potter hate  :lol:

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those f*ckin' wizards 'club'

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Meanwhile, panic is setting

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the table for supper

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when, from overhead, a

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quiet voice whispers "suckling

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get down stairs its  :oops:

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it's time we had

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a darn good squeeze

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from Papa's squeezebox, while

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the little ones are

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ripping grandma's legs off

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and packing them in

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steaming green horse droppings

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before baking in the

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oven for a good

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72 hours before turning

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over and basting with

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Real ale made by

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fermenting ripe tripe scrapings

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with purple fungal yeasts

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in an old wellington

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then serving over ice

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with a sprig of

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fresh nettle leaves and

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dead bumble bee. Or

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simply open a packet

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of Granny's Fluorescent Jellied

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Turnip Chips and spread

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the gospel of UBT-mark3346

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who, in his wisdom,

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was the first to

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stand up against the  :o

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siren voices of the

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small, yet perfectly formed

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fallen angels of the

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Temple of Lord Gates

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The dark one who

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despoiled the pure waters

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from which all would

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gaze upon the future

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Vista from his Windows

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where Mac Wearers would

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swear a pledge to

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the old gods of

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Clive sinclair, "Them P.C

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people keep us thinking

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but lo and behold

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they'd Assemble a Basic

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knowledge, we could adapt".

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An evil empire began

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where only the darkest

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of chocolates were allowed

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to congeal into sickly

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piles, vaguely resembling cauliflowers

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cooked according to Delia's

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Book of the dead

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Available at all good

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fish mongers, tripe retailers,

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and Pickled Veal Emporiums

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- alongside Jamie's Book of

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adventures with his magic

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griddle and roasting tray

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and his easy peel

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stripogram, available for parties

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, devilled kidneys worship orgys

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and sheep's head barbecues

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Fanny turned in her

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pearl handled six-shooters and

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nine inch boots for

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the night and took  :o

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7000mg of Codine and

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25 litres of red