Friends restore Lotus in secret

[UBT - Timbo]

Hi all,

Found a great story on the BBC website that I felt I had to share:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/south_east/6292354.stm


...I'm off now to carry on restoring my full-size replica of a Saturn 5 rocket....!

regards,

Tim

[Rockinfroggi]

I'd be happy to donate a monkey to send up in it on it's completion, failing that, how about sending a frog up?



Frogs In Space.

[UBT - Timbo]

.......how about sending a frog up?

Frogs In Space.

OK then, how's about:

Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them!

Q: What happens when two frogs collide?
A: They get tongue tied!

Q: How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg?
A: Unhoppy.

Q: What happens when you mix a frog with a bathtub scrubby-mit?
A: A rubbit!

Q: Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
A: He liked a good croak and dagger.

Q: What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired?
A: It got toad!!

Q: What's green green green green green?
A: A frog rolling down a hill

Q: What is a frog's favorite game?
A: Croaket

Q: What did the frog order at McDonalds?
A: French flies and a diet Croak

Q: Why did the frog say meow?
A: He was learning a foreign language.

Q: Why did the frog go to the hospital?
A: He needed a "hopperation" !

Q: What is the thirstiest frog in the world?
A: The one who drinks Canada Dry!

Q: How deep can a frog go?
A: Knee-deep Knee-deep!

Q: What do stylish frogs wear?
A: Jumpsuits!

Q: What does a bankrupt frog say?
A: "Baroke, baroke, baroke."

(courtesy of here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/A365951 )

regards,

Tim

PS I'm sure you've heard them all before....but I hadn't....

[UBT - Timbo]

.....how about sending a frog up?

OR:

How about:

Ribbit ribbit

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and and then put it back.

The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and then put it back again.

The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back again.

Finally, the frog asked, "What IS the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?"

The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."

(courtesy of here: http://www.stevenwillingale.com/fun/frog.htm

regards,

Tim

[UBT - Timbo]

.....how about sending a frog up?.

OR:

Read more FROG jokes here:

http://vbulletin.thesite.org/archive/in ... 62601.html

(Far too many to type out again....!)

regards,

Tim

[Rockinfroggi]

Lol, I can honestly say I've never heard a single one of those before.
Pfffftttt, and there was me thinking I was the joke.



Kiss Me Quick Frog.