Census form :>)

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UBT - bobuk
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Census form :>)

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They sent my Census form back...! In answer to the question, 'Do you have any dependants?', I put, 'Asylum seekers, illegal immigrants, smack heads, unemployable bastards, the cast of The Jeremy Kyle Show, 80,000 people in our 133 penal establishments, Northern Rock, RBS, Ireland, Portugal, Greece and half of fxxxxxg Eastern Europe!'
Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer.




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Post by UBT - Rick Horn »

A good answer Bob!!  :lol:
Zydor
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Re: Census form :>)

Post by Zydor »

..... Apparently this wasn't an acceptable answer........
Who'dve thought ROFL  :toothy10:

EDIT:  I showed your answer to my wife - she fell over laughing, still in stitches as I type :)

Regards
Zy
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Post by hgblade »

Great reply, Bob!!  :laughing3:
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Post by UBT - The Prof.... »

Wish I'd thought of that :D  :D  :D
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Post by melter65 »

Told off for telling the truth! :lol:  :lol:  :lol:
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