Four Word Story

[Joshrandom]

,yet subtle, hint of

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roast potatoes and mashed

[simplespud]

holly berries, with Christmas

[UBT - Rick Horn]

pudding laced with rum

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and polish spirit with

[simplespud]

generous helpings of festive

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singing and dancing. Boxing

[simplespud]

kangaroos boogie across the

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plains, seeking a suitable

[UBT - Rick Horn]

venue to hold a

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New Year Party, inviting

[simplespud]

Noah and his collection

[hgblade]

of Cabbage Patch dolls

[simplespud]

, four adventurous hobbits and

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the entire cast of

[UBT - Mikee]

The Sound Of Music.

[hgblade]

Meanwhile, Captain Kirk embarked

[simplespud]

to locate a small

[hgblade]

asteroid somewhere in the

[UBT-mark3346]

groin region of a

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400 kilo hairy quadruped

[Joshrandom]

called Susan, last seen

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hurtling through the dark

[UBT - The Prof....]

towards an unknown goal

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where time and space

[UBT-mark3346]

closed early on Thursday

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evening, allowing under-aged pot-bellied

[UBT-mark3346]

crickets to stroke their

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chins thoughtfully, before pulling

[UBT-mark3346]

the wings off tiny

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fire flies lighting the

[UBT-mark3346]

half rotten carcass of

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a deformed, hairless Arctic

[UBT - The Prof....]

dingleberry, frozen, defrosted, reconstituted

[hgblade]

in Iceland before being

[UBT - The Prof....]

shipped in an unrefrigerated

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combine harvester otherwise used

[UBT - The Prof....]

to cut disestablished clergyman

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from the clutches of

[UBT - The Prof....]

rabid Tibeten snow geese

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chasing one-armed bearded octogenarians

[UBT - The Prof....]

through waist-deep sticky

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buns lovingly baked by

[UBT - The Prof....]

one armed flat footed

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policemen(persons?? ) after raids on

[Quacky]

Senegalese factory producing inflatable

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truncheons as sold by

[simplespud]

Del and Rodney, when

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along came Polly, with

[Quacky]

an exciting array of

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bedknobs and broomsticks which

[UBT - Mikee]

were made of cheese

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and sliced ham with

[UBT - The Prof....]

mustard and hot pickled

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gherkins marinaded in white

[UBT - Mikee]

wine. Changing the subject

[UBT - Rick Horn]

to flying saucer spotting

[hgblade]

I once came across

[UBT - bobuk]

an old man selling








b.

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his soul in a

[UBT - bobuk]

big red leather box







b.

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and trying to convince

[UBT - bobuk]

people that it was






b.

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for the good of

[UBT - bobuk]

the tooth fairy who












b.

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could no longer give

[UBT - bobuk]

six old pence to

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children with very large

[UBT - bobuk]

noses, because it may





b.

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be seen as a

[UBT - bobuk]

blemish on male and

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female characteristics, which would

[UBT - bobuk]

bring health and safety






b.

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inspectors, complete with clipboards,

[UBT - bobuk]

hard hats, steel toe






b.

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shoes and woolly mitts

[UBT - bobuk]

even they can look





b.

[hgblade]

as debonair and sophisticated

[UBT - bobuk]

as a monkey up









b.

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a tree of poisonous

[UBT - bobuk]

mushrooms and no where






b.

[hgblade]

to hide except inside

[UBT - bobuk]

a large shoe. But







b.

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wait, what's that enormous

[UBT - bobuk]

pair of trainer doing








b.

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on the bride's mother's

[UBT - bobuk]

she was not very







b.

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stable, especially after a

[UBT - bobuk]

few gin and tonics








b.

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laced with Theakston's Old

[UBT - bobuk]

classic ale. drunk out

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of the groom's top

[Joshrandom]

trumps trophy set that

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were handed down by

[UBT - Mikee]

the river.

Meanwhile, at

[Joshrandom]

number ten Downing Street

[UBT - bobuk]

the maid was doing








b.

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cleaning in the secret

[UBT - bobuk]

bunker next to the





b.

[UBT - Mikee]

secret coffee machine and