>> Vote Pete! <<
Big Brother's only nice contestant
TMX writes:
"When I was a student a few years back I worked
in a juice bar outside Churchill Square (the
big shopping-centre in Brighton). I was stuck
in there all day by myself and I took lots of
fag breaks. One day i forgot my lighter - I
asked a customer for a light. It happened to
be Pete from Big Brother. Without saying
anything he disappeared and returned five
minutes later having bought me a lighter
from the newsagent down the road, refusing
to take any money for it. Nice guy.
Pete's band:
http://www.daddyfantastic.com/
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>> Big Questions <<
What people are asking this week
This Big Brother contestant is one of the
favourites to have sex on the show. But
other housemates might be less keen if they
knew that the wannabe had recently been
treated for genital warts.
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>> Good Lordi <<
Eurovision delivers again
Another year, another Eurovision. The opening
ceremony in Athens took place next to a gay
cruising ground, so guests walking into it
were greeted by dozens of pairs of men giving
each blowjobs in the bushes, and ended with
a win for a Finnish black metal band which
looks set to usher in a golden age of silliness.
One of the standout acts was Lithuania's LT
United. The band was put together for Eurovision
by Andrius Mamontovas, Lithuanias biggest ever
rock star, whose old band, Froje, used to
regularly sell-out 60,000 capacity gigs.
In spring 1990, Lithuania was the first
Soviet state to try to declare independence
from Moscow. By April that year, the fight
for independence was growing, so the Red
Army made moves to repress the population
of Vilnius. Mamontovas was such a big star,
and such a big force in the independence
movement, that he organised a huge concert
in the capital's House Of Press, which was so
heavily supported it forced the Red Army to
retreat and within a year Lithuania was free.
FYI 1: By the end of the week, Lordi's rubber
costumes stank! Here's Lordi without the masks:
http://www.popbitch.com/pictures/LORDI.jpg
FYI 2: The best songs never to win Eurovision -
part 1. Antique, Greece 2001.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhSbft4Z ... ovision%20
Daz Sampson's Teenage Life should go top five on
Sunday - the highest chart placing for a UK
Eurovision track for 10 years.
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>> Popbitch pissheads <<
Raise your glasses to our favourite drunks
1. Vidmantas Sungalai.
Sungalai, a 41-year-old Lithuanian truck driver,
was pulled over by police while driving his truck
down the centre of a highway near Vilnius. He
had 7.27 grams per litre of alcohol in his body -
18 times the legal driving limit. (3.5g/l is
usually lethal). The police said Vidmantas "was
of high spirits and grinning the whole time."
He said he'd been out drinking the night before
and tried to freshen up for his drive by
downing a beer for breakfast.
2. Hungarian Monkeys
The 11 monkeys and apes in Budapest Zoo drink
55 litres of red wine each year. Sadly the
monkeys only get cheap table wine, as zoo staff
keep the best Bull's Blood for themselves.
3. Charles Kennedy
A popbitch reader who recently visited
Charles Kennedy says he is deeply wounded by
losing the Lib Dem leadership, and seems to
have developed an all day drinking habit.
4. An unfortunate Ugandan
A Ugandan militia man spent last Sunday
drinking local gin at a bar in Ogwete, about
250m north east of Kampala before deciding
he wanted a prostitute. The hooker refused
to service him. A touch miffed at being
rejected, he got out his gun and started
shooting randomly, killing 10 people and
injuring another 26. When he sobered up,
he found that, in addition to a hangover,
he also had to face death by firing squad.
Cheers!
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Gnarls Barkley's Crazy is still number one. Its the
longest chart-topper since Wet Wet Wet's Love
Is All Around in 1994.
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Alternative England World Cup song - no 1
http://prideoflions.webeden.co.uk/
Unofficial England World Cup song - no 2
http://www.sweetingerland.com/Engerland2.mp3
Lea Big Brother's porn movie:
http://www.strictlybroadband.com/sb/med ... =angie4sex
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