Four Word Story

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other attempts to sell

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her body fails, she

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will have to Ebay

( have to be carefull here, she's got a \spanking nature)
                                                         

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her services to the

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third highest bidder and

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bobuk offer £1.00 to

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ensure he's shown willing

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to protecting her position

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from anbody wanting cheap  :lol:

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kitty for sale but...........

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she's already started /spanking!!

(why me?  what did I do to deserve this "abuse"  :lol:  :roll: )

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appearing from the mist

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came a large Mongolian

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tree frog followed by

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a bbc film crew







b.

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led by the Coldstream

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guards and Prince Harry

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don't mention the war

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he gets very miffed

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and his pet moose

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had a Taliban up

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the antler and a

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pineapple wedged firmly between

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the buttocks, which made

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her eyes smart somewhat







b.

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- although whether it was

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from that or the

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bird flu recently caught  :?

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whilst whistling through clenched

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false teeth that he

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disturbed the wildlife at

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about half past three

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last friday afternoon before

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The drugs bust that

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found two tunes and

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a half eaten malteser

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wrapped in space age

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marzipan covered in golden

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syrup. Stumbling backwards into

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the BOINC HQ Cafe

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where the dress code

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amazingly included all types

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of sequined underwear and

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not a lot else,

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although compulsory bow ties

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were de rigueur, while

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green legs were to

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favoured by Kermit and

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and Miss Piggy will

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never miss the chance

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to make a lunge

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for her favourite amphibian

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for Micheal Parkinson, who

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was eating emu steak

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while dreaming of distant

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shores for a world

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where unimaginable species of

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giant voles with blue

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toenails and bright red

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warp drives raced around

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in deisel monster trucks.

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Another Friday ended with

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Saturday next - except on

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Thursdays, which was nonsense

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and went well with

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fish chips and peas






b.

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served with raspberry jam

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, the obese Boinc team

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now that is fighting









b.

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for 26th place in

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the fat league with

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the anorexic 40 stone

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elf from the dark

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side of Vanessa Phelps

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often buried under blubber

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and struggling to find

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anything solid in the

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layer upon layer of

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glutinous substance suspended from

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underside of a huge

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throbbing , sticky mass of

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delicious, macaroni cheese flavoured

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garlic mushrooms and chilli

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cauliflower with baked crusted

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hot-dog sausages and onion.

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Across the room a

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hologram of the girls

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dancing and gyrating wildly

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was proving popular with

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the visitors from Neptune

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and the three headed

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one armed triclops from

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the third moon of

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uranus, who by coincidence

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happened to possess powers

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that could transform the

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most magnificent and outstanding

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of opticians into a

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brain surgeon with abilities

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just as potent as