Four Word Story

[NaRyan]

capone was infamous for...

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chasing a fast buck

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

which he never caught

[Joshrandom]

despite all of his

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fancy footwork. It needed

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the ability to exceed

[NaRyan]

his RAC on the

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buckometer, but his stamina

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

failed as he plucked

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up courage and called

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for the blue pill

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"What? The BLUE pil??"

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Never. I would sooner

[melter65]

stab myself in the

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tip of my thumb

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and write in my

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last will and testament

[Joshrandom]

that i like cauliflower

[NaRyan]

(GRRRR Slaps Joshrandom, we posted at same time git!)

on my burnt teacakes

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covered in cottage cheese.

[Joshrandom]

(OW :blackeye:  )

Meanwhile, back at the

[NaRyan]

handbags at ten paces

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funny handshake club, a

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

growth, swelling and heaving

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was not to be

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due to the shortage

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of beds at the

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

local, beer however was

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flowing freely, and thanks

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

to an overlarge pint

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of Worsel's Rocket Fuel

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and an extra strong

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garlic flavoured chocolate hobnob

[Joshrandom]

that had been found

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rotting behind the slot

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machine's jackpot allocation spindle

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left since the Master

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spilt his molten lava  :shock:

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down the front of

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his made to measure

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double-breasted wet-suit and matching

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tie.  "Enough" he bellowed

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I can not stand

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here and let this

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Situation deteriorate beyond reasonable

[Woodles]

situation deterioration levels. Therefore,

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

space and time must

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be contained within the

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

Highspeed forum containment wessel

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unless the full moon

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can be emptied before

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mars melts and venus

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doh  :D
williams wins the battle

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against the "Terror from

[Woodles]

Thetford", the well known

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archaeologist and part time

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

ludo cup, Sir Fortingsquag

[Joshrandom]

McGuffin the fourth, who

[Sir Cracked of the Mind]

holds the zebra stipe

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contained within a vacuum

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Flask, sealed with green

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nasal drippings from the

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Regal Red Stoat of

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Lower Marsh Bottom Farm

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collected on the 3rd

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anniversary of the Great

[Joshrandom]

Finborough, all comers, charity

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squirrel chase through Black

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and blue lane up

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near the haunted water

[Woodles]

tower in the grounds

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of Abandon Hope Castle

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next to the site

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used for french campers

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who filled their latrines

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with their overflowing grape

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juice and garlic cloves

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with a dash of

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rancid frogs milk yoghurt

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stirred with frogs legs

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and a goats rancid  :shock:

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beard. Make 3 wishes

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and stand on one

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turn thrice, face south

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and scream to the

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woman wearing large green

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wellingtons and a dark

[Joshrandom]

brooding scowl that didn't

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appeal to even the

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the most unsavoury of

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the long term inmates

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of Mrs Millington's Greasy

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Spoon and all night

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Adult education centre for

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the 'Disadvantaged Judges' of

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Female comparative anatomy and

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The Mystical Minds of

[Joshrandom]

top flight sales executives

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Meanwhile at Boinc HQ

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UK representatives were trying