another virus

[Rockinfroggi]

If you receive an email entitled "Bedtimes" delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it . Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your harddrive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
It reprograms your ATM access code,
screws up the tracking on your VCR, and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to play.
It will program your phone auto dial to call only 1900 numbers.
This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.  
IT WILL CAUSE YOUR TOILET TO FLUSH WHILE YOU ARE SHOWERING. It will drink ALL your beer.
FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING??
It will leave dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company. It will replace your shampoo with Promite and your Promite with shampoo.

If the "Bedtimes" message opened in a Windows XP environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub.                                                                          It will also refill your skimmed milk with whole milk.                            WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.                                            And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds, you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you.                           Send this warning to everyone!!! THERE'S A LOT OF SADNESS IN THE WORLD! Right now, as you read this, 17 Million people are having SEX!!!

And look at you -
You're on the bloody computer!!!!

[RodEllery]

you'll fart so hard that your right leg will spasm and shoot straight out in front of you, sending sparks that will ignite the person nearest you!!

So THAT'S what's causing it.

By the way, I've just found a bottle of clear liquid with the name Moravska Tressen written on it and pictures of cherries on the bottle. It seem to hail fron Slovakia. Should I
a) Use it as a body-rub
b) Use it to strip the wax off a pine table I'm refurbishing
c) Drink it
d) Put it out for recycling and see if the collection vehicle explodes  
e) All of the above ?

[melter65]

I'd say (c) but if it's a little volatile, you can always add a dash of lemonade!

If in doubt, fill a Zippo with it and see if it lights, if the flame doesn't scorch the kitchen ceiling, you can drink it! :occasion5:

EDIT: Sounds like Cherry Brandy, well known for removing tooth enamel!

[UBT - bobuk]

f) strain it though two rounds of dry toast into a glass.
the liquid remaining will be pure alcohol and will be safe to drink.

we used to do this in middle east where alcohol is forbidden  :shock:


still alive [just]


b.

[Gary]

[UBT - The Prof....]

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