Now what shall i buy?

[UBT - bobuk]

in my mail box today:-

DEAR FRIEND,

I'M HAPPY TO INFORM YOU ABOUT MY SUCCESS IN GETTING THOSE FUNDS TRANSFERRED UNDER THE COOPERATION OF A NEW PARTNER FROM SPAIN.

PRESENTLY I'M IN SPAIN FOR INVESTMENT PROJECTS WITH MY OWN SHARE OF THE TOTAL SUM OF $18M. MEANWHILE,I DIDN'T FORGET YOUR PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN TRANSFERRING THOSE FUNDS DESPITE THAT IT FAILED US SOME HOW.NOW CONTACT MY SECRETARY IN BENIN.

NAME:NELSON WILLIAMS
PHONE:+229-93-911954
EMAIL:nelsonwilliams23@excite.com
LEGAL PRACTITIONER & PUBLIC NOTARY
REPRESENTATIVE,
SUITE 205 MDOMI PLAZA,
AKPAKPA COTONOU BENIN.

ASK HIM TO SEND YOU THE TOTAL OF $3.2 MILLION WHICH I KEPT FOR YOUR COMPENSATION FOR ALL THE PAST EFFORTS AND ATTEMPTS TO ASSIST ME IN THIS MATTER. I APPRECIATED YOUR EFFORTS AT THAT TIME VERY MUCH.SO FEEL FREE AND GET IN TOUCHED WITH MY SECRETARY NELSON WILLIAMS AND INSTRUCT HIM WHERE TO SEND THE AMOUNT TO YOU.

PLEASE DO LET ME KNOW IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE IT SO THAT WE CAN SHARE THE JOY AFTER ALL THE SUFFERNESS AT THAT TIME. IN THE MOMENT, IM VERY BUSY HERE BECAUSE OF THE INVESTMENT PROJECTS WHICH ME AND THE NEW PARTNER ARE HAVING AT HAND, FINALLY, REMEMBER THAT I HAD FORWARDED INSTRUCTION TO THE SECRETARY ON YOUR BEHALF TO RECEIVE THAT MONEY, SO FEEL FREE TO GET IN TOUCH WITH NELSON WILLIAMS, HE WILL SEND THE AMOUNT TO YOU WITHOUT ANY DELAY.

BEST REGARDS,
MR.MGBAKO CHUBBY.

b.

[UBT - Timbo]

in my mail box today:-

DEAR FRIEND,.........
MR.MGBAKO CHUBBY......

Good old Mr Chubby.....!

You just KNOW you can trust someone who's called Mr Chubby.....

And isn't it strange that you didn't remember assisting him before now??? Must have completely slipped your mind....

So easily done in this day and age....

regards,

Tim

[UBT-mark3346]

You probably gave him a hand with

DIRECTOR OF FINANCE
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT,
CEMAC BANK OF AFRICA,
COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC.
YOU CAN CONTACT ME WITH THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
(mgbako_chubby@yahoo.de)
ATTN: FRIEND,
MY NAME IS BARRISTER CHUBBY, A BANKER BY PROFESSION AND CURRENTLY A
DIRECTOR WITH CEMAC BANK OF AFRICA CONTINUO BENIN REPUBLIC BRANCH. I GET
YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IN MY SEARCH FOR A REPUTABLE AND RELIABLE PERSON TO
HELP ME CLAIM THE SUM OF UD$18 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN
OUR BANK BY ONE OF OUR CUSTOMER WHO DIE WITH THE WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN ON
THE 21ST DAY OF APRIL 1991 IN A CAR CLASH ALONG NO VESSEL ROAD AND CAN BE
RELEASED TO YOU AND THEN YOU AND I CAN SHARE THE MONEY, 50% FOR ME 45% FOR
YOU, AND THE REMAINING 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES AND TAX..
SINCE HIS DEATH NO ONE HAS COME UP AS HIS NEXT OF KIN AND ALL OUR EFFORTS
TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY HAS PROVE ABORTIVE THAT WAS
 WHY I DECIDED TO SEE IF I CAN GET ANYBODY WHO HAS THE SAME SURNAME OR LAST
 NAME WITH HIM VIA INTERNET PREFERABLY SOME ONE OF THE SAME ATIONALITY WITH
 HIM WHICH I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ALL THE QUALITIES WE NEED WHY I AM CONTACTING
YOU IS TO PRESENT YOU TO OUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO OUR DECEASED
COSTUMER HE WAS A DRILLING CONTRACTOR WITH SOME OIL COMPANIES HERE IN WEST
 AFRICA, BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME SURNAME/LAST NAME WITH HIM AND HE IS FROM
 THE SAME COUNTRY WITH YOU. SO IT WILL BE MORE ACCEPTABLE AND WISER TO
 PRESENT YOU THROUGH PAPER WORK TO THE BANK FOR THE CLAIM OF THE TOTAL FUND.
 I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE NECESSARY REQUIREMENTS THAT THE BANK MAY
 REQUEST FROM YOU AND FOLLOW UP THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR A/C
 AS AN INSIDER. IT WILL INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT I AND MY PARTNERS
 HAS BEEN KEEPING OUR EYES ON THIS FUNDS AND HAS PUT THE ACCOUNT BLIND
AND COVERED TO THE PUBLIC BY KEEPING THE ACCOUNT DORMANT TO ENABLE
OUR PLANS FOR THE FUNDS TO COME THROUGH AND THIS IS THE TIME AND WE
ARE HAPPY TO LOCATE
YOU FOR THE PERFECTION OF THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR
NOMINATED BANK A/C TO BE GIVEN.
AS SOON AS I GET YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE I WILL UPDATE YOU ABOUT THE
MODE OF DISBURSEMENT AND WE WILL ALSO NEED TO KNOW ABOUT INVESTING IN
YOUR COUNTRY AS A WAY TO OF HELPING YOU PEOPLE WHO SUPPOSE ARE THE
ORIGINAL OWNERS OF THIS FUNDS .LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR URGENT
RESPONSE BY UPDATING ME WITH YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR
EASY COMMUNICATION.
CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL
 (mgbako_chubby@yahoo.de) FOR DETAILS OF THE BUSINESS.
YOURS SPECIALLY BARRISTER Chubby ESQ.
- chubby mgbako

[UBT - bobuk]

You probably gave him a hand with

DIRECTOR OF FINANCE
AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING UNIT,
CEMAC BANK OF AFRICA,
COTONOU-BENIN REPUBLIC.
YOU CAN CONTACT ME WITH THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS
(mgbako_chubby@yahoo.de)
ATTN: FRIEND,
MY NAME IS BARRISTER CHUBBY, A BANKER BY PROFESSION AND CURRENTLY A
DIRECTOR WITH CEMAC BANK OF AFRICA CONTINUO BENIN REPUBLIC BRANCH. I GET
YOUR NAME AND ADDRESS IN MY SEARCH FOR A REPUTABLE AND RELIABLE PERSON TO
HELP ME CLAIM THE SUM OF UD$18 MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS DEPOSITED IN
OUR BANK BY ONE OF OUR CUSTOMER WHO DIE WITH THE WIFE AND TWO CHILDREN ON
THE 21ST DAY OF APRIL 1991 IN A CAR CLASH ALONG NO VESSEL ROAD AND CAN BE
RELEASED TO YOU AND THEN YOU AND I CAN SHARE THE MONEY, 50% FOR ME 45% FOR
YOU, AND THE REMAINING 5% WILL BE FOR EXPENSES AND TAX..
SINCE HIS DEATH NO ONE HAS COME UP AS HIS NEXT OF KIN AND ALL OUR EFFORTS
TO LOCATE ANY MEMBER OF HIS IMMEDIATE FAMILY HAS PROVE ABORTIVE THAT WAS
 WHY I DECIDED TO SEE IF I CAN GET ANYBODY WHO HAS THE SAME SURNAME OR LAST
 NAME WITH HIM VIA INTERNET PREFERABLY SOME ONE OF THE SAME ATIONALITY WITH
 HIM WHICH I BELIEVE YOU HAVE ALL THE QUALITIES WE NEED WHY I AM CONTACTING
YOU IS TO PRESENT YOU TO OUR BANK AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO OUR DECEASED
COSTUMER HE WAS A DRILLING CONTRACTOR WITH SOME OIL COMPANIES HERE IN WEST
 AFRICA, BECAUSE YOU HAVE THE SAME SURNAME/LAST NAME WITH HIM AND HE IS FROM
 THE SAME COUNTRY WITH YOU. SO IT WILL BE MORE ACCEPTABLE AND WISER TO
 PRESENT YOU THROUGH PAPER WORK TO THE BANK FOR THE CLAIM OF THE TOTAL FUND.
 I WILL GIVE YOU ALL THE NECESSARY REQUIREMENTS THAT THE BANK MAY
 REQUEST FROM YOU AND FOLLOW UP THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR A/C
 AS AN INSIDER. IT WILL INTEREST YOU TO KNOW THAT I AND MY PARTNERS
 HAS BEEN KEEPING OUR EYES ON THIS FUNDS AND HAS PUT THE ACCOUNT BLIND
AND COVERED TO THE PUBLIC BY KEEPING THE ACCOUNT DORMANT TO ENABLE
OUR PLANS FOR THE FUNDS TO COME THROUGH AND THIS IS THE TIME AND WE
ARE HAPPY TO LOCATE
YOU FOR THE PERFECTION OF THE TRANSFER OF THE FUND INTO YOUR
NOMINATED BANK A/C TO BE GIVEN.
AS SOON AS I GET YOUR POSITIVE RESPONSE I WILL UPDATE YOU ABOUT THE
MODE OF DISBURSEMENT AND WE WILL ALSO NEED TO KNOW ABOUT INVESTING IN
YOUR COUNTRY AS A WAY TO OF HELPING YOU PEOPLE WHO SUPPOSE ARE THE
ORIGINAL OWNERS OF THIS FUNDS .LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR URGENT
RESPONSE BY UPDATING ME WITH YOUR DIRECT TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBER FOR
EASY COMMUNICATION.
CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY THROUGH MY PRIVATE EMAIL
 (mgbako_chubby@yahoo.de) FOR DETAILS OF THE BUSINESS.
YOURS SPECIALLY BARRISTER Chubby ESQ.
- chubby mgbako

i think there is a spelling mistake in the first line..
"MY NAME IS BARRISTER CHUBBY, A BANKER BY PROFESSION "
should be:
"MY NAME IS BARRISTER CHUBBY, A W ANKER BY PROFESSION"

b.  :D

[UBT - Timbo]

i think there is a spelling mistake in the first line..
"MY NAME IS BARRISTER CHUBBY, A BANKER BY PROFESSION "
should be:
"MY NAME IS BARRISTER CHUBBY, A W ANKER BY PROFESSION"

b.  :D

See what you've started:

From the Desk of Goodluck J. Williams Esq.
Unicorn Attorneys.
Probate,Will,Estate and Family Laws.

Final Notification of Bequest.

On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the Estate of Late Engineer Jim Johnson,I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter to you through the Post Office were returned undelivered, therefore I now attempt to reach you via your email address as it appears to be the next and the only option left unexplored.

Engineer Jim Johnson (late), made you a beneficiary in his will, he left Ten Million,Five Hundred thousand United States Dollars (US$10.500.000.00) to you in the codicil and last testament to his will. My client, Engineer  Jim Johnson was a pioneer member of STRABAG CONSTRUCTION CO. LTD, a dedicated Christian and Philanthropist.

He died on the 9th day of Novemebr 2006 at the age of 82 and his Will is now ready for execution. Please If I reach you as I am hopeful I will, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to enable me conclude my job, you should forward along your current telephone and Fax numbers, your current mailing address.

Once again, I congratulate you for this is a significant honor indeed as it behooves you therefore to act at once to avoid risk of forfeiture to the deceased family.

Respectfully,
Goodluck J. Williams Esq.
For Unicorn Attorneys. UK  
Probate,Will,Estate and Family Laws.
Direct:xxxxx@xxxxx.co.uk

Gee whizz....$10.5 mill.....???

I better send him an email real quick as I really miss my old Uncle Jim !!

regards,

Tim

[UBT - Mikee]

Plenty more here.

[Rockinfroggi]

Glad my spam filter works better than yours  :P


Gary.

[UBT - bobuk]

Glad my spam filter works better than yours  :P


Gary.

it was in my spam section...
i like to take a peek in there some times


b.

[UBT - bobuk]

Plenty more here.

that site is well worth reading through

b.