#7 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
#6 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a Person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
#5 - Health freaks are going to feel stupid someday, lying in Hospital
dying of nothing.
#4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
Attention to criticism.
#3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you 50 quid and a Substantial
tax cut save you 50p?
#2 - In the 60s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the World
is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR 2007:
We know exactly where any untaxed car is located among the millions of
cars in Britain. But we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of
illegal immigrants and terrorists are located.
How do you handcuff a man with one arm?
How do people put the non-stick surface onto a non-stick frying pan?
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