Four Word Story

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are quite used to

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being asked to be

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Guinea pigs for the

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purpose of evaluating the

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frequent and inconveniently packaged

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products wrapped in material

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rarely found this side

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of the boundary between

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the incoming and outgoing

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expenditure incurred during the

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recent redevelopment of both

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sides of the debate

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which sadly led to

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the failure to create

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a meaningful and lasting

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relationship between two opposing

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factions dedicated to bringing

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peace and harmony to

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the randomness and chaos

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that exists in the

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known and presumably unknown

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depths of the oceans

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previously explored by the

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one of the greatest

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(or so they claim)

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explorers of the deepest

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and most ill informed

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, yet always fervently optimistic,

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and subsequently proved incorrect

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by the discovery of

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an unbelievably large amount

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of what was believed

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to be the last

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known untainted collection of

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unused and still sealed

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boxes crammed with tasty

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and nutritionally balanced packs

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of much sought after

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lemon and butterscotch variants

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of breaded shreds of

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the amphibious inhabitants found

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under amazing exotically coloured

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plants that were barely

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able to withstand the

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incredibly strong currents flowing

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through the naturally formed

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gaps and crevices provided

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by the erosion of

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softer, less durable, materials

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that could otherwise have

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prevented the flow of

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ocean currents wherein could

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shoals of brightly coloured

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shallow water amphibians and

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contrastingly dull plant life

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known to provide a

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veritable smorgasbord of aquatic

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delicacies for the most

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discerning of palates and  

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guaranteed to stimulate every

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part of the olfactory

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system by subtle use

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of a combination of

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factors, but most significantly

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one of the rarest

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species of an ancient

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herb often used for

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the flavour enhancement of

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those foods requiring additional

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time marinating in a

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spicy liquid formed from

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stirring together the juices

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of carefully selected varieties

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of the wild woodland

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ingredients found in secluded

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spots always close to

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stagnant and foul smelling

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aromas generated by rotting

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corpses provided by the

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often untimely intervention of

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incompetent health and safety

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officials, glowing in their

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high visibility jackets and

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dayglo yellow helmets with

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clipboards clasped in their

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tough padded gloves, and

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wax crayons poised to

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strike fear wherever a