Four Word Story

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pyjama's; the ones with

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the SETI emblem stitched

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across the seat of

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the UK parliament, somewhere

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honourable people were rarely

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seen not dizzy because

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of the frequent direction

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changes made by a

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epileptic skinhead with warts

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suffering from heroin withdrawal

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and mice pie overdose

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. Those mice pies must

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not be approached without

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a rich sauce of

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larks vomit and crunchy

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frog breast because they

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haven't any legs in

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custard, a traditional favourite

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of the Taj Mahal

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Diners Club. Elsewhere, three

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French hens, and two

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turtle doves sat wondering

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just how this story

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might conclude in several

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explosive and highly controversial

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episodes, each featuring a

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portly gentleman in red

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socks and driving a

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a team of reindeer

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across the vast wilderness

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of the Isle of

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Sheppey, where hordes of

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rabid penguins are rumoured

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[gumdrops live and play]

admin edit:  - not counted - Mark's post took precedence

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(sorry, Chris - Mark got there first!)

to be devouring mince

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Chelsea players in time

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honoured fashion. Snow fell

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across the Moors, leaving

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no trace of the

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footprints left by three

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legged camels carrying plenty

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of gold, frankincense and

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myrtle leaves wrapped around

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steamed rice and pickled

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sauerkraut with horseradish dressing

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and blueberry marinade. Spying

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a bright light in

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his pocket, the first

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Noel Coward lookalike reached

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the almost unbelievable conclusion

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that a partridge doesn't

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actually like pears but

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much prefers chestnuts roasting

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over an open fire

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with a glass of

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cold sprout puree and

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garlic bread. Several lords

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were seen jumping around

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searching for a flock

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of demented ostriches that

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had buried their heads

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and feet in quicksand.

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Once, in the bleak

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consciousness of Einsteins mind

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an amazing picture of

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such magnitude and splendour

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developed that very few

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arachnids could recognise because

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of their vertically challenged

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proximity to the feet

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of passing giant pandas

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wearing bright orange bloomers

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trimmed with pretty lace

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ribbons and luminous yellow

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Oilskins. In the distance,

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a team of Icelandic

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nudists were heading for

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Mount Everest, intending to

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confirm the height using

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4" nails and a

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Green jelly baby. Sadly,

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the myth concerning Irish

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water skiers and sloping

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lakes was giving rise

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to a severe shortage

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of sensible debate during

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the run up to

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Mrs Brown's Boys Election

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night Question Time. This

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morning the Canadian boomerang

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that had been left

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behind the ornate glass

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bathtub in the master

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cellar was found to

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be in the possesion

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of a return ticket

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to New York aboard

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a luxury raft made

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all the more luxurious

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by the addition of