Four Word Story

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about the glacier mint

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shortage since the penguins

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were using them to

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exchange for chocolate mint

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Hobnobs with an added

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chilli bite. Crossing to

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the other side of

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the pond, the Americans

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watched Simon Cowell with

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ate the 'cookies' and

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created a worldwide shortage

[rich2000k]

of chicken salad sandwiches

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with garlic and anchovy

[UBT - Chris]

flowers that smell like

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something next door's cat

[rich2000k]

gave to the Kennedy's

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grandson for his first

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picnic in Washington's famous

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bus station water fountain

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where the Canadian geese

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fly into windows and

[Joshrandom]

doors, resulting in severe

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headaches. Canadian Mounties, however,

[UBT - Chris]

are really thin, so

[rich2000k]

Give the geese cpr

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resulting in Oprah giving

[rich2000k]

a jar containing Jay'z's

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pickled onions to desperate

[UBT - Chris]

chickens who were crossing

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the Mississippi planning to

[rich2000k]

take over the world

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without anyone noticing the

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potential impact that increasing

[rich2000k]

Giant inflatable dinosaur shoes

[altheogre]

will help the environment

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by reducing the impact

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of passing meteorites. Pineapples

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can be marinated in

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rum or concrete but

[altheogre]

beware the spiders of

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Penzance, for they love

[altheogre]

to steal your money

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and spend it on

[altheogre]

beer and ice cream

[Woodles]

flavoured biscuits which they

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dunked in cherry brandy

[UBT - Chris]

tasted so yummy. It

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appears that the cold

[Woodles]

water tap wasn't on

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yet the bathroom was

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painted a pastel green

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colour, which the neighbours

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bought to complement their

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complexions following the disastrous

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episode of "Paint Your

[UBT - Chris]

Own face weekend" last

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Monday to Thursday which

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saw Amazonian women starring

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as elves in the

[UBT - Chris]

hit progam on channel

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Four called "That's how

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to snare your own

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testicles in a vice

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and still come up

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smelling of roses and

[UBT - Chris]

firetrucks in the Amazon

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rainforest" - repeated on Tuesday.

[UBT - Chris]

On arrival in Russia,

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the delegation from the

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peoples republic of Birmingham

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could not be understood

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by locals or interpreters

[UBT - Timbo]

mainly due to their

[UBT - Chris]

long hair that kept

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several starlings warm and

[UBT - Chris]

roasted on an open

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burger bar's late night

[UBT - Chris]

comedy show with your

[rich2000k]

ex wife's mothers pink

[UBT - Timbo]

false moustache glowing brightly

[UBT - Chris]

like a firefly on

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heat. Which reminds me,

[Woodles]

of something Tim said

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after Mark mentioned that

[Woodles]

Chris overheard Keith mutter

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Josh was showing interest

[UBT - Timbo]

in something Mikee whispered

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about Rich's secret hoard

[UBT - Chris]

of secrets of Rich's

[Woodles]

untold and bounty galore.

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But finding out that

[UBT - Chris]

UBT loves hobnobs and

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Tim is in control

[UBT - Chris]

made Mark laugh with

[UBT - Timbo]

much gusto because Keith

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Was operating Chris by

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borrowing Mikee's remote controlled

[UBT - Timbo]

solar powered, giant inflatable

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set of imitation plastic

[Woodles]

green and yellow striped