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Post by hgblade » Wed Nov 22, 2017 4:09 pm

Three nuns driving along a very long deserted road when they suddenly see the Devil stood in the middle of the road ahead.

The nun driving the car rapidly flashes her headlights, but the Devil shows no concern.

One of her companions tells the driver to blast the horn, but to no avail. The Devil remains unmoved, and as they're getting ever nearer now towers above them.

The senior nun, sat in the back, tells the driver "Quick, lean out of the window and show him your cross". So the driver winds down her window, leans out, and shouts "Get out of the b***ing way you f****ing moron."

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Post by UBT - Chris Suddick » Thu Dec 07, 2017 1:56 pm

I was playing bridge last night with an American friend and in every hand he bid 1 no trump.

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Post by hgblade » Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:38 pm

New rule for the American Bridge Association players - If you have a heart, bid no trump.

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Post by UBT - Chris Suddick » Thu Dec 07, 2017 6:22 pm

What do you call a singer with a small d*ck?

Justin Beaver.

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Post by UBT - Chris Suddick » Wed Mar 14, 2018 11:37 am

Did you know that when Charles Dickens wrote "A Tale of Two Cities", before it was published it was serialised in two local papers.

It was the Bicester Times, It was the Worcester Times.

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Post by UBT - Timbo » Wed Mar 14, 2018 12:47 pm

In tribute to the late, great Sir Ken Dodd, here's a link to the BBC website with 17 of his gags (although I know there are far, far more...) ;-) :

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-43370741

My fave of these is number 6 !!

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