Four Word Story

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individual with the unpleasant

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habit of spitting on

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his hands before offering

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to shake on a

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deal to supply tropical

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looking souvenirs that are

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actually bought in from

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the foreign sweatshop operating

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thousands of miles away

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from the nearest branch

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on the top floor

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of an otherwise deserted

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shopping mall only frequented

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by hapless teenagers seeking

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relief from the constant

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(in their view) nagging

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of their neighbours little

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visitors staying with them

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temporarily while their own

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property in the African

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continent is upgraded to

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allow for the provision

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of the newly discovered

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water source originating beneath

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the red tile flooring

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of the truly stunning

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although not often used,

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18th century temple believed

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to contain the remains

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of the revered, but

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almost universally detested former

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missionary known for providing

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poor service for high

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tea using a poor

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quality leaf usually used

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during the fermentation of

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low grade agricultural feed

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primarily intended for the

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inhabitants of the nearby

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settlements where the natives

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are quite used to

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being asked to be

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Guinea pigs for the

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purpose of evaluating the

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frequent and inconveniently packaged

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products wrapped in material

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rarely found this side

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of the boundary between

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the incoming and outgoing

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expenditure incurred during the

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recent redevelopment of both

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sides of the debate

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which sadly led to

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the failure to create

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a meaningful and lasting

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relationship between two opposing

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factions dedicated to bringing

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peace and harmony to

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the randomness and chaos

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that exists in the

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known and presumably unknown

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depths of the oceans

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previously explored by the

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one of the greatest

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(or so they claim)

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explorers of the deepest

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and most ill informed

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, yet always fervently optimistic,

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and subsequently proved incorrect

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by the discovery of

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an unbelievably large amount

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of what was believed

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to be the last

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known untainted collection of

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unused and still sealed

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boxes crammed with tasty

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and nutritionally balanced packs

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of much sought after

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lemon and butterscotch variants

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of breaded shreds of

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the amphibious inhabitants found

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under amazing exotically coloured

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plants that were barely

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able to withstand the

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incredibly strong currents flowing

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through the naturally formed

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gaps and crevices provided

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by the erosion of

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softer, less durable, materials

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that could otherwise have

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prevented the flow of

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ocean currents wherein could

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shoals of brightly coloured

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shallow water amphibians and

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contrastingly dull plant life

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known to provide a

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veritable smorgasbord of aquatic

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delicacies for the most

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discerning of palates and  

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guaranteed to stimulate every