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Four Word Story

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 6:13 pm
by UBT - Mikee
A new (old) game for you...

The only rule is exactly 4 words and connected with the previous 4 words (as vague as you like)

ie...

Once upon a time

There were three strange
people standing in a
large oblong box. They
couldn't stand the sight
of Blackpool Tower in
London. Meanwhile up in...

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 7:31 pm
by Gary
a long time ago....

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:06 pm
by UBT - Mikee
when I was a

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 10:57 pm
by Timby
just sixteen she said

EDIT

Oooops sorry I missed the "a" which puts a totally different meaning on the four words I posted  :oops:

Posted: Sun Dec 23, 2007 11:22 pm
by UBT - Mikee
Timby wrote:just sixteen she said
I don't think you've quite got the hang of this - or am I being thick and/or naive?

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:50 am
by UBT - mickyb69
Timby wrote:just sixteen she said
"Take me ice skating!"  :shock:


Bit of both timby :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:52 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
for I crave the

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:57 am
by UBT - mickyb69
life of a penguin  :cry:

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:00 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
a chocolate penguin, packed

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 9:09 am
by UBT - mickyb69
in a Power rangers
 :lol:

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:14 am
by melter65
lunch box, with a

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:34 am
by UBT - Timbo
banana. Life had been

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:43 pm
by Joshrandom
too harsh a sentence

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 12:47 pm
by UBT - Timbo
given the circumstances of

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 1:38 pm
by Gary
a packet of camel

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 2:18 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
cigs and a nicorette   :shock:

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:00 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Santa looked a bit

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 7:56 pm
by UBT - Mikee
odd, as he had

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:07 pm
by Gary
elf ears and large

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:09 pm
by UBT-mark3346
Lunchbox which contained his

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:26 pm
by Gary
Tesco's finest Wensleydale, but

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:28 pm
by UBT-mark3346
he had to expose

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:33 pm
by Gary
the proverbial garden path

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 8:42 pm
by UBT-mark3346
which once again he

Posted: Mon Dec 24, 2007 11:48 pm
by melter65
cleared of fresh snow

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:07 am
by UBT - mickyb69
for all the small :shock:

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 1:42 am
by UBT-mark3346
but most perfectly formed

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 2:18 am
by UBT - mickyb69
moles that live in  :shock:

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:32 am
by Joshrandom
what was once called

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 3:49 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
England, but was now

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:09 am
by UBT-mark3346
called Tescoland, a squalid

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 8:42 am
by UBT - mickyb69
dictatorship run by an

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 9:01 am
by UBT - PennyQ
overstuffed fat idiot, who

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:31 pm
by UBT-mark3346
it is often said

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:50 pm
by UBT - Rick Horn
to get fatter by

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 12:51 pm
by UBT - Rick Horn
to get fatter by

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 4:48 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
persecuting good legal British  :shock:

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 5:08 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Figgy Pudding with lashings

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:45 pm
by UBT - bobuk
of custard. but who

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 10:49 pm
by UBT-mark3346
ate all the pies?

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:17 pm
by UBT - Mikee
It was me said

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2007 11:34 pm
by UBT - bobuk
humpty dumpty but only

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 2:17 am
by UBT-mark3346
comfort eating because I

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:41 am
by UBT - bobuk
keep getting fatter and

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 8:17 am
by sigma-7
need to slim down

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:28 am
by UBT - PennyQ
because my belt won't

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 10:33 am
by UBT - bobuk
go beyond the next

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:39 am
by UBT - mickyb69
time zone and nassa :D

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 11:54 am
by UBT - bobuk
needs the star gate

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:04 pm
by UBT-mark3346
as airport landing fees

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 12:53 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
are higher than spandex

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:13 pm
by Joshrandom
running shorts that have

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:15 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Developed mega-gusset syndrome, and

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:25 pm
by UBT - bobuk
pop goes the weasel

Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 1:27 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
this aside, to-date quad

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 8:17 am
by UBT - bobuk
yes four times as

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 9:32 am
by UBT-mark3346
many pies in the

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:00 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
quadrangale, as matron thought

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 12:57 pm
by UBT-mark3346
as she slowly slipped

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 1:33 pm
by UBT - bobuk
the lubricated rubber glove

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 4:57 pm
by UBT - Mikee
on, then she had

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:01 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
to get the barbed  :shock:

Posted: Thu Dec 27, 2007 5:45 pm
by UBT-mark3346
device well and truly

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:33 am
by Joshrandom
clean before she could

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:37 am
by UBT - bobuk
start the operation and

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:47 am
by Woodles
remove the offending article.

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:48 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
A major refit would

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:50 am
by Woodles
not be possible now,

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:53 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
although a complete rebore

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 10:04 am
by Woodles
was more than likely

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 1:08 pm
by UBT-mark3346
unless the combined power

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:09 pm
by UBT - bobuk
saw, outlet could be

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:09 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
reset to a higher

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 2:22 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Bandwith, combined with a central

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:02 pm
by UBT-mark3346
flux recalibration node taken

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 3:42 pm
by UBT - bobuk
to the maximum setting

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 4:39 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Meanwhile at the lair

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:03 pm
by UBT-mark3346
of the most fearsome

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:08 pm
by Joshrandom
of the care bears,

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 6:16 pm
by UBT-mark3346
a tiny shape began

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:25 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
to make some  toast :lol:

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:30 pm
by UBT-mark3346
But exploded into a

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:00 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
Small, yellow, buck toothed

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 8:40 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
Ken Dodd type animal :roll:

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:02 pm
by UBT-mark3346
At last Rockinfroggi's secret

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 9:16 pm
by UBT - Mikee
weapon was about to

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:20 pm
by UBT-mark3346
be unleashed on the

Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 11:40 pm
by UBT - mickyb69
unworthy scum of the  :shock:

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 3:35 am
by Joshrandom
SpongeBob SquarePants appreciation society

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 4:47 am
by UBT-mark3346
A group lacking any

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 5:26 am
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
feet and only a

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 10:14 am
by UBT - Mikee
single braincell between them.

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:40 pm
by UBT-mark3346
Like Members of Parliment

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 6:43 pm
by Sir Cracked of the Mind
they were paid huge

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 7:39 pm
by UBT-mark3346
backhanders to allow big

Posted: Sat Dec 29, 2007 11:18 pm
by Joshrandom
brother type reality television

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:06 am
by UBT - PennyQ
to brainwash the unsuspecting

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 12:28 am
by melter65
public, who didn't know

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:28 am
by UBT-mark3346
the first thing about

Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 2:36 am
by UBT - mickyb69
the life of cod :shock: