Four Word Story

[Gary]

Tesco's finest Wensleydale, but

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he had to expose

[Gary]

the proverbial garden path

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which once again he

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cleared of fresh snow

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for all the small

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but most perfectly formed

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moles that live in  :shock:

[Joshrandom]

what was once called

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England, but was now

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called Tescoland, a squalid

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dictatorship run by an

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overstuffed fat idiot, who

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it is often said

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to get fatter by

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to get fatter by

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persecuting good legal British  :shock:

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Figgy Pudding with lashings

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of custard. but who

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ate all the pies?

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It was me said

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humpty dumpty but only

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comfort eating because I

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keep getting fatter and

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need to slim down

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because my belt won't

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go beyond the next

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time zone and nassa

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needs the star gate

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as airport landing fees

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are higher than spandex

[Joshrandom]

running shorts that have

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Developed mega-gusset syndrome, and

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pop goes the weasel

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this aside, to-date quad

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yes four times as

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many pies in the

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quadrangale, as matron thought

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as she slowly slipped

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the lubricated rubber glove

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on, then she had

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to get the barbed  :shock:

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device well and truly

[Joshrandom]

clean before she could

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start the operation and

[Woodles]

remove the offending article.

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A major refit would

[Woodles]

not be possible now,

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although a complete rebore

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was more than likely

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unless the combined power

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saw, outlet could be

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reset to a higher

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Bandwith, combined with a central

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flux recalibration node taken

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to the maximum setting

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Meanwhile at the lair

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of the most fearsome

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of the care bears,

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a tiny shape began

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to make some  toast

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But exploded into a

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Small, yellow, buck toothed

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Ken Dodd type animal

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At last Rockinfroggi's secret

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weapon was about to

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be unleashed on the

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unworthy scum of the  :shock:

[Joshrandom]

SpongeBob SquarePants appreciation society

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A group lacking any

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feet and only a

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single braincell between them.

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Like Members of Parliment

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they were paid huge

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backhanders to allow big

[Joshrandom]

brother type reality television

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to brainwash the unsuspecting

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public, who didn't know

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the first thing about

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the life of cod

[Joshrandom]

but haddock, however, was

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another story told to

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people who like fishing

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down the local cut

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, a dark and strange

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place to go for

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a bacon roll and

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quick game of bingo

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with the girls from

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the local corner shop

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girls breed with evil

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intention to get themselves

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free marshmallows from Tesco

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along with the latest

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games, dvds, cds and

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a blue peter badge

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and tesco's quad core
http://direct.tesco.com/q/R.202-2819.aspx

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. The only thing able

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and Cain wanted was

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a nice piece of