Four Word Story

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with thunderbolts and lightning

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very very frightening me

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want honey mummy! said

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Christopher Robin and Pooh

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who got too scared

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to kill their own

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breakfast so relied on

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the Scarecrow to provide

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Mrs King and them

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with deep fried pluto

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, donald duck and popeye

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shaped hash browns with

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a sauce made from

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condensed milk and a

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sprinkle of ground cumin

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all served with a

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side salad and crispy

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fried sprouts with ostrich

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entrails and warm frogs

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sauted in pigs lardons

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finished with a light

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ale and whisky chaser

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before proceeding up the

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left daisy chain to

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silently slip the blade

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in up to its

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intended target, right between

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the two large round

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windows and under the

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golden balls, just below

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St Augustine's Mount at

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midnight. The girl in

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the stable mounted her

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Steed as Emma peeled

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loudly while removing her

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kinky boots ..kinky boots
sorry  :shock:

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showing throbbing varicose veins

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and sexy black stubble

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which she used to

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scratch the open putrid

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sores on her sagging

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platypus, which was in

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turn sucking on her

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large pair of rounded

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fruit pastilles which she

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Had for a long

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time. They were covered

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by third party insurance

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- claims only allowed between

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Tuesday and Luton airport

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on alternate months if

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the claimants talent is

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below that of newts

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on a par with

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slugs and just above

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dead larks pickled in

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the fermented blood of

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earwigs and scarab beatles

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colleted by cowboys riding

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snow white unicorns, whose

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names were Gerald and

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Fiona. Insurance agents collecting

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for EGG Insurance Inc

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and their brokenegg agency,

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abandoned customers who dared

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to question the supreme

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Egg Nog and his

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crack team of dwarf

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account managers about the

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nasty smell leaking out

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from within their nest

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egg high interest accounts

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, which were fleecing the

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the little lambs of

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Mary, who was flabbergasted

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"I'm flabbergasted!" said Mary

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"Never has my flabber

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been quite so gasted!

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- It's all down to

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my sheep's fleece being

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whitewashed - like the excuses

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spewing forth from the

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MP's researcher on his

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inability to explain donations

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to the seti@home fund

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by his brother's wife's

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2nd cousin, from abudabi

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acting on behalf of

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a one-eyed parrot from

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an aviary in Sedgefield

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north by north-west from

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Pigtroughville, home of the

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terrible infamous Dr Illhaveasliceofthat

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and Sir Givemeagong of

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the houses of Parliament.

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Depravity unimaginable spread out

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the tartan Picnic Blanket

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and opened a jar

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containing the secret code

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for fat free lard