Just a quick message to wish everyone a Merry Christmas, hope you get all the pressies you could possibly want, keep safe :occasion1:, drink responsibly :occasion7: , look after yourselves and watch out for an overweight, bearded bloke wearing a red suit and carrying a sack...
He apparently has been known to force his way into homes overnight, helps himself to a drink :drunken: and a mince pie and then leaves little gifts on your floor, near the tree - the last time it happened to me, it took 2 hours to scrub the sh*t off the carpet...but in my case, I suspect it was the cat
All the best
Tim
Founder
