Life cycle

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Life cycle

Post by Havoc » Thu Aug 24, 2006 7:52 pm

We live in a messed up world.

Now wouldn't things be great if it was in reverse.

Life as it Should Be...
You should die first, Start out dead and get it out of the way.  
Then you wake up in a nursing home, feeling better every day then you get kicked out for being too healthy and argueing with every thing in sight.
Go collect your pension, kick your feet up for a few years, scream and shout at whoever you want without a care in the world, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.  
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.  You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for School.  Smoke a few things and think about finally giving up alcohol, blow up a few projects, beat the hell out of a few others, dress in black and show your hatered for everything.
You go to primary school, play kiss chase and continue being loud and annoying, teasing everyone until they cry.
You become a kid, finally you figure it out and tell things as they really are.... never get emabrassed and run about nakid, but best of all you have no responsibilities.
You become a baby, finally master that scream so get what ever you want, sleep as much as you want and have everyone finally say how lovely you are, and of course have someone tend your every need when ever you decide to wake up.
Then, the next part is a little messy but it shouldn't last too long then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa room, service on tap no need to eat or drink, larger quarters everyday, and finally take a marathon swim back to hmmm.... ok, well let say you finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case

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Post by UBT - Mikee » Thu Aug 24, 2006 8:05 pm

Reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode where time went in reverse. Funniest scene every was when the Cat went for a walk outside, then realised that in a backward world when you go for a crap... well let's just say there was a surprised look on his face!

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Post by UBT - PiezPiedPy » Sat Aug 26, 2006 10:51 am

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :shock:

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