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The moving one is pretty neat. I've never seen a moving one ...

Nice one, Nick. Keep up the good work.

Chris.

Last week my mate David had his ID stolen so now we call him...

Gerasim is now back after a couple of months out.

Chris.

I have a friend who has a ticket for the final of the Euros....

Tim, Thanks for your suggestions and concern. I really do se...

Tim, I am now less inclined to think this is a widespread pr...

I come to read this forum most days and never have a problem...

A week or two ago there was some talk in the forum about try...

Lee, Einstein operates a quorum system which means that two ...

I was adopted at birth and have never met my mum. That makes...

Asteroids at home seems to have sorted out their problems an...

Curiously, when I rebooted yesterday the first update I did ...

Tim, I hadn't thought about the disk space but it turns out ...

Over the last few days I've been getting a lot of 'download ...

Based on a percentage of total life though, Chris, I think y...

Well, today is my 10th anniversary of joining BOINC. I think...

It's still down at the moment.

Chris.

The problem is that BOINC tends to award credits based on CP...

I'll guess at 14:00 on 17th November.

Chris S.

The Liverpool manager flies to Kabul to watch a young Afghan...

Way to go, John. Thanks for the explanation as well.

Chris.

On 14th Jul there was a hiccup with the Asteroids project an...

It is WCG that is my nemesis so using the new 'Woodles' form...

I have 18 projects that I can find giving a total of 458520 ...

I've just got back from seeing the doctor but it wasn't a ve...

Works OK for me using Chrome although they are on GMT rather...

Tim, Can't say I have changed it but I would infer that it i...

I don't know who is responsible for the censorship on this f...

His Lordship was in the study at Downton Abbey when Carson, ...

A woman goes into the fishmonger and says, "I'd like a ...

On the news this morning... Historical researchers have foun...

A Yorkshireman goes into the chemist and says, "Have yo...

My wife caught me looking at a website of a disreputable nat...

Nice one!

THE UK TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER Suppose that once a week...

:D That is very much like the kind of thing in '50 Sheds of ...

We haven't had a joke for a while so... A nice, calm and res...

I've not seen any updates since 6 this morning. Is it just m...

Yet another SIMAP UotD for me today. I think I'll go and cel...

It's working OK for me so either the problem has cleared its...

Why do people insist on peddling this as a true story? It is...

Hi John, I'm sorry but every time I add to this thread it se...

Horsey, Horsey, don't you stop You'll end up in a Tesco shop...

My wife went to get some Tesco burgers out of the freezer la...

Tony Blair and David Cameron somehow ended up at the same ba...

I was chatting with my granddad the other day and he was tel...

One day Bruce and Bruce are sitting on a wall by the roadsid...

Good idea! I have also got tired of seeing the same three po...

It's that time of year again with Christmas looming fast and...

Ah! Would that be another senior citizen joining our ranks? :D

Stone the crows! Twice in one week. These UotDs are like Lon...

Today, it's me!

:occasion5:

Chris.

Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS for special...

Only a small round

btw, nice pussy Penny.

I rang my local toy store yesterday and asked if they had a ...

I went out to eat at Anthony Worrel-Thompson's restaurant la...

The wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last nigh...

It would appear that you were all right. I just waited for a...

Hi, I wonder if anyone can help me? I've been running Milkyw...

Hey John, don't worry about the response time. You're not pa...

Oh dear. Then presumably, the problem is at my end. I wonder...

John, I seem to be having a minor problem with the stats tod...

I had a hell of a night last night. I was in a seedy bar dri...

Best wishes from me too, mate. I hope you have a speedy reco...

Well, after a couple of weeks I have now solved the problem ...

> Did you clear the GPU use switch in BOINC preferences to d...

Well, I've now upgraded to V6.12.26 and its done the square ...

I think I shall have to upgrade BOINC. The question in the p...

One thing that I forgot to mention was that the DNETC prefer...

Zy, Thanks for the quick response. I had read the reception ...

Is it possible to throttle a GPU? I don't mean put your hand...

Did you know that if you got all the members of the UK BOINC...

I just had a visit from the police. The officer showed me a ...

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was aw...

Well done John.

<Round of applause>

Chris.

Good heavens! Somebody noticed!

Chris.

The fruits of your loins can be a little bit testing at time...

Well done, Froggy! The second one will be faster. :hello1:

Brilliant effort. Well done!

Chris.

I don't know if you realise Penny but it is, in fact, your s...

One day in the Kingdom of Heaven , God went missing for six ...

The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty ...

A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting...

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mum that she has missed her pe...

She was standing in the kitchen preparing to poach eggs for ...

Have you tried www.harlequinsoftware.co.uk ?

Chris.

An elderly man walks into a confessional. The following conv...

Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with only a pet...

Interesting Year 1981 1. Prince Charles got married 2. Liver...

It was once said, "It is impossible to make any softwar...

Nice one Mikee, well done.

Chris.

Great effort, now stop slacking and get on with your next on...

'Smee again, harbinger of bugs and other undocumented featur...

Brilliant effort. Well done that man!

Chris.

Well done that man. Great effort.

Chris.

Tommy Cooper Jokes... Two Aerials meet on a roof - fall in l...

No Terry, you're not the only one. I'm suffering from withdr...

Thanks for the pointer. Just looked at them and they are ver...

For some strange reason which eludes me at present I volunte...

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